Brandon Hayes
@brandonhayes.bsky.social
Researcher in infectious disease dynamics, somewhere between stats math and epi @INRAE-ENVT || Enthusiast of record shops, bookstores, and cafes, especially if there's a cat || Team oxford comma, even more team em-dash.
Fresh start to the day with some Grade-A LinkedIn AI slop
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Fresh start to the day with some Grade-A LinkedIn AI slop
nothing innocent about a pie chart!
August 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
nothing innocent about a pie chart!
There's so little that's funny about what is happening in my homeland, but learning that every American is now—by executive order—female, is kinda hilarious. Unless there's been some update to mammalian embryology I'm missing?
January 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's so little that's funny about what is happening in my homeland, but learning that every American is now—by executive order—female, is kinda hilarious. Unless there's been some update to mammalian embryology I'm missing?
Happy Caturday 😸
December 7, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Happy Caturday 😸
November 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
November 15, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Academia is great since I only work when I want to (as long as it’s always), but sometimes higher powers arrive and make other plans #epicat #lapcat #vetlab #keyboardorclaws
November 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Academia is great since I only work when I want to (as long as it’s always), but sometimes higher powers arrive and make other plans #epicat #lapcat #vetlab #keyboardorclaws
Come see our ongoing work at #epidemics9 on the effects of outdoor access and farm size on highly pathogenic avian influenza virus diffusion among poultry farms in Southwest France! Today from 17:30-19:00 at [P1.163]
November 28, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Come see our ongoing work at #epidemics9 on the effects of outdoor access and farm size on highly pathogenic avian influenza virus diffusion among poultry farms in Southwest France! Today from 17:30-19:00 at [P1.163]
Never trade feeling comfy for feeling alive! #picdelescalette #epidesa
November 12, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Never trade feeling comfy for feeling alive! #picdelescalette #epidesa