Brandon Beck
@brandonbeck4.bsky.social
1/3 of the @nopantscrunch.bsky.social podcast crew
Head of the Naz Reid Game Committee
Head of the Naz Reid Game Committee
Pinned
If Billy Eichner ever asked me to name a woman I would say Napheesa Collier
It appears the Wolves took Friday's loss so hard that they had every trace of basketball erased from their minds in order to forget it
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It appears the Wolves took Friday's loss so hard that they had every trace of basketball erased from their minds in order to forget it
There’s a new JJ McCarthy is the worst quarterback in the last 25 years stat out that’s supposed to be nuts
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There’s a new JJ McCarthy is the worst quarterback in the last 25 years stat out that’s supposed to be nuts
0-6 against .500+ teams
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
0-6 against .500+ teams
If you're going to situationally sub in an inbound passer, I don't really understand not situationally subbing your best point of attack defender
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If you're going to situationally sub in an inbound passer, I don't really understand not situationally subbing your best point of attack defender
Well, Rudy played pretty well so I guess the praise embargo is lifted
Rudy Gobert, I am a hater until you have one (1) good game against a team that is interested in winning this season
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Well, Rudy played pretty well so I guess the praise embargo is lifted
That was not good
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
That was not good
Joe Ingles SLOB Wizard your time is now
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Joe Ingles SLOB Wizard your time is now
I would die for Julius Randle
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I would die for Julius Randle
Wolves getting pretty thoroughly outworked in this one
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wolves getting pretty thoroughly outworked in this one
Reposted by Brandon Beck
In honor of us always responding “that’s a good guess” to the hint free guess on RWOW, respond to this tweet with a random Wolf and we will tell you it was a good guess
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In honor of us always responding “that’s a good guess” to the hint free guess on RWOW, respond to this tweet with a random Wolf and we will tell you it was a good guess
Reposted by Brandon Beck
if you want to know exactly how i feel about where the wolves are currently at just listen to the Crunch Wears no Pants from today and assume everything @brandonbeck4.bsky.social said came from me
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you want to know exactly how i feel about where the wolves are currently at just listen to the Crunch Wears no Pants from today and assume everything @brandonbeck4.bsky.social said came from me
I'm not worried about the Suns tonight
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not worried about the Suns tonight
I don't actually think the Suns are that good, but they are above 500 so tonight is Rudy's first chance to earn back my respect
Rudy Gobert, I am a hater until you have one (1) good game against a team that is interested in winning this season
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don't actually think the Suns are that good, but they are above 500 so tonight is Rudy's first chance to earn back my respect
Reposted by Brandon Beck
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WITH IN ARENA MUSIC DIRECTORS TIM MILLER AND DJ DUDLEY D
• HOW THEY PICK SONGS AND SOUND EFFECTS
• THE TIMBERWOLVES ARE CONFUSING
• NAZ REID IS NAZ REIDING
ART BY MATT QUICKS
linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
• HOW THEY PICK SONGS AND SOUND EFFECTS
• THE TIMBERWOLVES ARE CONFUSING
• NAZ REID IS NAZ REIDING
ART BY MATT QUICKS
linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WITH IN ARENA MUSIC DIRECTORS TIM MILLER AND DJ DUDLEY D
• HOW THEY PICK SONGS AND SOUND EFFECTS
• THE TIMBERWOLVES ARE CONFUSING
• NAZ REID IS NAZ REIDING
ART BY MATT QUICKS
linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
• HOW THEY PICK SONGS AND SOUND EFFECTS
• THE TIMBERWOLVES ARE CONFUSING
• NAZ REID IS NAZ REIDING
ART BY MATT QUICKS
linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
The Randle family has changed my life
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Randle family has changed my life
He's done it folks, 20 first half points and a 3rd straight Naz Reid Game for the namesake, tying his own record set in March of 2024
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
He's done it folks, 20 first half points and a 3rd straight Naz Reid Game for the namesake, tying his own record set in March of 2024
The committee is keeping a close eye on Naz Reid, who is currently 1 Naz Reid Game short of tying the NBA record for consecutive Naz Reid Games
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The committee is keeping a close eye on Naz Reid, who is currently 1 Naz Reid Game short of tying the NBA record for consecutive Naz Reid Games
If Jaylen Clark were ever defending me I would just hand him the ball and save myself from the embarrassment
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If Jaylen Clark were ever defending me I would just hand him the ball and save myself from the embarrassment
Reposted by Brandon Beck
Washington You think wearing those gold jerseys is good? No. Wearing those gold jerseys is not good. I don’t care about it but it’s not good behavior
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Washington You think wearing those gold jerseys is good? No. Wearing those gold jerseys is not good. I don’t care about it but it’s not good behavior