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Brandon Beck
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1/3 of the @nopantscrunch.bsky.social podcast crew

Head of the Naz Reid Game Committee
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If Billy Eichner ever asked me to name a woman I would say Napheesa Collier
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It appears the Wolves took Friday's loss so hard that they had every trace of basketball erased from their minds in order to forget it
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There’s a new JJ McCarthy is the worst quarterback in the last 25 years stat out that’s supposed to be nuts
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
0-6 against .500+ teams
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If you're going to situationally sub in an inbound passer, I don't really understand not situationally subbing your best point of attack defender
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Well, Rudy played pretty well so I guess the praise embargo is lifted
Rudy Gobert, I am a hater until you have one (1) good game against a team that is interested in winning this season
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That was not good
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Joe Ingles SLOB Wizard your time is now
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I would die for Julius Randle
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Wolves getting pretty thoroughly outworked in this one
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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In honor of us always responding “that’s a good guess” to the hint free guess on RWOW, respond to this tweet with a random Wolf and we will tell you it was a good guess
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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if you want to know exactly how i feel about where the wolves are currently at just listen to the Crunch Wears no Pants from today and assume everything @brandonbeck4.bsky.social said came from me
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm not worried about the Suns tonight
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I don't actually think the Suns are that good, but they are above 500 so tonight is Rudy's first chance to earn back my respect
Rudy Gobert, I am a hater until you have one (1) good game against a team that is interested in winning this season
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WITH IN ARENA MUSIC DIRECTORS TIM MILLER AND DJ DUDLEY D

• HOW THEY PICK SONGS AND SOUND EFFECTS
• THE TIMBERWOLVES ARE CONFUSING
• NAZ REID IS NAZ REIDING

ART BY MATT QUICKS

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November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Randle family has changed my life
Ky Randle's got that down
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
He's done it folks, 20 first half points and a 3rd straight Naz Reid Game for the namesake, tying his own record set in March of 2024
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The committee is keeping a close eye on Naz Reid, who is currently 1 Naz Reid Game short of tying the NBA record for consecutive Naz Reid Games
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If Jaylen Clark were ever defending me I would just hand him the ball and save myself from the embarrassment
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Washington You think wearing those gold jerseys is good? No. Wearing those gold jerseys is not good. I don’t care about it but it’s not good behavior
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM