Brandon Gnuschke
@brandon-gnuschke.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Writer. Crazy cat lady.
Now I’m not saying Bruce Wayne would be on the Epstein List, but I am saying a lot of eyebrows would probably be raised about a single billionaire playboy hanging out with multiple underage boys that all lived with him in his mansion.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Now I’m not saying Bruce Wayne would be on the Epstein List, but I am saying a lot of eyebrows would probably be raised about a single billionaire playboy hanging out with multiple underage boys that all lived with him in his mansion.
If I had a nickel for every time the Dodgers won Game 3 of a World Series via a walk-off home run in the 18th inning, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. #GoDodgers
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
If I had a nickel for every time the Dodgers won Game 3 of a World Series via a walk-off home run in the 18th inning, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. #GoDodgers
Have people always been obsessed with custom popcorn buckets?
May 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Have people always been obsessed with custom popcorn buckets?
More like “Carpe Deez Nutz”.
April 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
More like “Carpe Deez Nutz”.
Despite all the division we’re seeing in this country it’s nice to see us all unanimously agree that Tom Brady is a terrible commentator.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Despite all the division we’re seeing in this country it’s nice to see us all unanimously agree that Tom Brady is a terrible commentator.
So, if I become a grandfather who is responsible for sending me one of those sick clocks?
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So, if I become a grandfather who is responsible for sending me one of those sick clocks?
I think I’m just gonna keep watching Twin Peaks for the next four years. Things are much less scary in David Lynch’s head.
January 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think I’m just gonna keep watching Twin Peaks for the next four years. Things are much less scary in David Lynch’s head.
“How are you dealing with today?”
Glad you asked, person I just made up…
Glad you asked, person I just made up…
January 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“How are you dealing with today?”
Glad you asked, person I just made up…
Glad you asked, person I just made up…
“An apple a day gets rid of a doctor.” -My Seven-Year-Old
January 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“An apple a day gets rid of a doctor.” -My Seven-Year-Old
I wonder how many people are googling the CEO of All State right now…
January 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I wonder how many people are googling the CEO of All State right now…
Remember how in “The Social Network” it’s revealed that Mark Zuckerberg is nothing more than a sad little boy who’s willing to screw over anyone in the hopes that doing so will make him appear cool in the eyes of those he considers to be powerful and/or influential?
I dunno, just a thought.
I dunno, just a thought.
January 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Remember how in “The Social Network” it’s revealed that Mark Zuckerberg is nothing more than a sad little boy who’s willing to screw over anyone in the hopes that doing so will make him appear cool in the eyes of those he considers to be powerful and/or influential?
I dunno, just a thought.
I dunno, just a thought.
I like the part in “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” when they sing “And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again” followed by maniacal laughter. As a parent of a seven-year-old I feel this more than ever.
December 25, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I like the part in “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” when they sing “And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again” followed by maniacal laughter. As a parent of a seven-year-old I feel this more than ever.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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The Secret Base doc on Dave Stieb was great but funny enough, my favorite part was the fact that 14 minutes of it was dedicated solely to what Rickey Henderson did in the 1989 ALCS. I watched this three times earlier this week just because. Ain't gonna be another Rickey, man. youtu.be/eaTCyQMyOu8...
This is how baseball moves | Captain Ahab: The Story of Dave Stieb, Part 3 | Dorktown
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December 21, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The Secret Base doc on Dave Stieb was great but funny enough, my favorite part was the fact that 14 minutes of it was dedicated solely to what Rickey Henderson did in the 1989 ALCS. I watched this three times earlier this week just because. Ain't gonna be another Rickey, man. youtu.be/eaTCyQMyOu8...
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he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived
The New York Post confirms the terribly sad news: Rickey Henderson has passed away. nypost.com/2024/12/21/s...
Rickey Henderson, Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, dead at 65
Rickey Henderson, a Baseball Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, has died, The Post has confirmed.
nypost.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived
Now, I’ll admit I’ve never been the biggest Superman fan. But after watching the new trailer for the fourth time today, I would absolutely go to war for Krypto.
December 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Now, I’ll admit I’ve never been the biggest Superman fan. But after watching the new trailer for the fourth time today, I would absolutely go to war for Krypto.
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Imagine present-day Mariah Carey. Now imagine her breaking out into a full sprint. You can’t do it, can you? She’s permanently vacuum sealed into a red sequined dress flanked by two beefy men, isn’t she?
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Imagine present-day Mariah Carey. Now imagine her breaking out into a full sprint. You can’t do it, can you? She’s permanently vacuum sealed into a red sequined dress flanked by two beefy men, isn’t she?
I’m not saying that I’ve been emotionally unstable recently, but I am saying that Kermit’s performance of “The Rainbow Connection” in The Muppet Movie made me openly weep today.
December 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I’m not saying that I’ve been emotionally unstable recently, but I am saying that Kermit’s performance of “The Rainbow Connection” in The Muppet Movie made me openly weep today.
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It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
It's been two days and I can't stop thinking about this
Has a suspect ever had over 300 million alibis before?
December 10, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Has a suspect ever had over 300 million alibis before?
The fact that “Now You See Me 2” isn’t called “Now You Don’t” will forever irritate the shit out of me.
December 7, 2024 at 11:07 PM
The fact that “Now You See Me 2” isn’t called “Now You Don’t” will forever irritate the shit out of me.
Burl Ives’ “Holly Jolly Christmas” is a lot more fun when you imagine it’s being sung by your drunk uncle at the family Christmas party.
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Burl Ives’ “Holly Jolly Christmas” is a lot more fun when you imagine it’s being sung by your drunk uncle at the family Christmas party.
The older I get the more I understand why my grandfather used to just sort of trail off mid sentence.
December 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
The older I get the more I understand why my grandfather used to just sort of trail off mid sentence.