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Lord Brahms
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Commissioner of various art, mostly nsfw stuff though my tastes are EXTREMELY vanilla. Might post captions for pictures and references for future projects if I feel like it.
— what you want, by making your opponents look bad. And in some cases, it means finding the pettiest and stupidest of your opponents, and handing them a megaphone and a soapbox.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
— a calculated risk.

I’m just brainstorming now, running with metaphorical scissors regarding how much of society and social engineering doesn’t NEED to have Manchurian Candidate programming or subliminal messages. You just need to bank on human pettiness and spite to make people do —
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
— FAMOUS for having some of the best commercials during the breaks between the game, (so it would be a guarantee that MILLIONS of people would see it) is the best way to make that psy-op go into effect.

The fact that Jaguar’s reputation was hit a LOT harder than expected may or may not have been —
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
— idea that the world really was turning “more woke” and what better way to do that then with a frankly cringey ad during the Super Bowl?

If you wanted to make a shitload of pasty white old codgers turn away from “Goddamn lib-tards!” Showing an ad like that during the Super Bowl, which is —
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
— regarding how Blackrock and other groups weren’t going TRULY “all in” on woke ideals, because it would make them a profit. (which, most of the time, it doesn’t)

By ignorance, or being lied to, the Jaguar guys went balls-deep and got kicked in the dick for it.

2: Sacrificial lamb to sell the —
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
— to make large groups of people hate liberalism, by giving the worst, most obnoxious liberals they could find almost unchecked power and influence in VERY public spaces.

So, how does Jaguar fit into this?

A few, purely stream-of-thought theories.

1: The Jaguar guys weren’t “in the know” —
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
😑

Son. Of a bitch.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The annoying bit is going to be finding out who’s on the files, and who is ON the files.

Case in point, Matt Groening. His name shows up. But he’s not ON the files.

Explanation in the quoted thread.

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I was going to sarcastically say, “Source; Trust me bro”, but after Googling it…

Where 1 would be that episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” when Devito’s character said he went to Epstein’s island for snorkeling, and 10 is Trump, I’d put Matt Groening at a 2. Maybe 3.
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“You don’t need a gun, son! The men in our family all have penises!”
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Republicans love gun nuts, because having armed assholes on your side is helpful for tyrants. The fact that some gun nuts are military is coincidental.

Funny enough, I suddenly remembered a line from the Titus sitcom, written by @titusnation.bsky.social 🤣

“Can I get a gun, dad?”
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If they’re redacting the Epstein files, I don’t want those FBI agents back out in the field, I want them on a watch list, or in prison.
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Trump should sponsor a show that HE’D be interested in watching, before his name gets put on it. He’d probably pay for a live-action stage adaptation of “Cuties”.
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Republicans do know a lot a about grooming, don’t they.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Funny enough though, there are some parallels, since the German public were lied to by the military leaders who lost WWI.

“Hey, WE were winning! The civilian politicians were the ones who surrendered!”

MAGA live in the internet era. They were WILLFULLY ignorant. Fuck ‘em.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not ignorance. Spite from spoiled brats.

When you look at Germany after WWI, you understand why the Germans were angry enough that a group like the nazis would be supported. (A wheelbarrow full of money MIGHT buy a loaf of bread, and etc)

MAGA don’t have that excuse.😑
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Here’s another factor.

The national guard were being screwed over by Trump.

I HIGHLY doubt $1776 is even HALF of what the NG are owed by him.😑
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well yeah.

All it takes to bribe him is a toddler, some lube, and a teddy bear to wipe himself off afterwards.😑
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM