Bradley Keith
@bradleykeith.bsky.social
American by way of Canadian
The enemy of my enemy is another problem for my enemy.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The enemy of my enemy is another problem for my enemy.
"Float like the Bluesky logo,
sting like a very poignant and apropos comeback!"
sting like a very poignant and apropos comeback!"
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Float like the Bluesky logo,
sting like a very poignant and apropos comeback!"
sting like a very poignant and apropos comeback!"
"bring new partners into the shipbuilding ecosystem"
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"bring new partners into the shipbuilding ecosystem"
Living room is SRO until further notice.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Living room is SRO until further notice.
You could call this the "Florida man effect".
"Florida man" exists in part because Florida is very open with arrest and prosecution records, which brings to light the weird shit that goes on everywhere.
"Florida man" exists in part because Florida is very open with arrest and prosecution records, which brings to light the weird shit that goes on everywhere.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You could call this the "Florida man effect".
"Florida man" exists in part because Florida is very open with arrest and prosecution records, which brings to light the weird shit that goes on everywhere.
"Florida man" exists in part because Florida is very open with arrest and prosecution records, which brings to light the weird shit that goes on everywhere.
"less racist" ≠ "not racist"
We just benefit from other, more-racist places taking the attention off us.
We just benefit from other, more-racist places taking the attention off us.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"less racist" ≠ "not racist"
We just benefit from other, more-racist places taking the attention off us.
We just benefit from other, more-racist places taking the attention off us.
I live in New England, which has a reputation for being less racist than other parts of the US. And yet there's a Black church near here that's constructed of concrete blocks and is surrounded by a 6' fence. (Same thing with a synagogue.) These are not aesthetic choices.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I live in New England, which has a reputation for being less racist than other parts of the US. And yet there's a Black church near here that's constructed of concrete blocks and is surrounded by a 6' fence. (Same thing with a synagogue.) These are not aesthetic choices.
This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No only is it click bait, I'm searching your posts to find it and like it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
No only is it click bait, I'm searching your posts to find it and like it.
Me, three weeks later, half-remembering this:
No, Mel Brooks was killed by lightning on his birthday.
No, Mel Brooks was killed by lightning on his birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me, three weeks later, half-remembering this:
No, Mel Brooks was killed by lightning on his birthday.
No, Mel Brooks was killed by lightning on his birthday.
Healthcare, which allows the labor force to move to employment as needed.
Environmental services, which deal with cleaning up externalities.
Environmental services, which deal with cleaning up externalities.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Healthcare, which allows the labor force to move to employment as needed.
Environmental services, which deal with cleaning up externalities.
Environmental services, which deal with cleaning up externalities.
Same! Like, I never really thought about Genesis having *two* versions of the creation story until it was pointed out to me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Same! Like, I never really thought about Genesis having *two* versions of the creation story until it was pointed out to me.
The Aramaic Bible with extensive Hebrew notes and Greek appendix.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Aramaic Bible with extensive Hebrew notes and Greek appendix.
The Epistles are like the angry minutes of a fractious service club.
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The Epistles are like the angry minutes of a fractious service club.
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Her parents are proudly boasting about her GPA being in the 10th percentile.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Her parents are proudly boasting about her GPA being in the 10th percentile.
Ooh, nastiness, oh no
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ooh, nastiness, oh no
The air-quotes were implied!
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The air-quotes were implied!
Which, to be fair, we did.
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Which, to be fair, we did.