Looking around the empty bar trying to figure out who put jack harlow and mgk on the touchtunes

Stressed out in bed waking up in a cold sweat to my alarm set for ten so I can open a pack of shining fates on my iphone and get zip say yep if u relate

imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal

Being new to Bluesky is so beautiful… refreshing my folowing page and no new posts come up it’s like peak instagram

Who taught him how to do this… who s gonna teach me…

Hello Bluesky please stream sick by joy buzzer

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

We’re partnering w/ a number of groups participating in an #economicblackout THIS Friday, 2/28.

Do not spend, if possible.
No Starbucks on your way to work.
No drinks w/ the coworkers after work.
No dining out.
No Walmart run.
No quick McDonald’s drive-thru hit.

Hurt their wallets!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 25,1950

we look forward to working with the horsemen to draft a bipartisan apocalypse bill

I’m excited for the new Mario kart my favorite is boner junor

When I first started working 8 hour shifts I thought they lasted forever and they would absolutely kill my energy and my day and now the Time Passes By Too Fast To Notice Or To Catch My Breath And I Can’t Stop Thinking About How I’m Wasting All Of It At Once

Anyone else having marketplace withdrawals lately

Don’t all talk over each other

Okay guys whos excited for my show tmrw