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Reading the transcript of the 1993 Peter David vs Todd MacFarlane debate and holy shit MacFarlane is Michael Scott:

[𝘔𝘤𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘹, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥.]
May 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
In today's NYT column, noted ally to sex pests everywhere Steven Pinker mounts an ostensible defense of Harvard that includes this unhinged paragraph:
May 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
One side has been physically and verbally harassed.

The other has ideological issues with course material.
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Harvard's task force reports have arrived, and the anti-Arab & anti-Israeli sides have very different findings:

One side is scared of being doxxed.

The other side wants to make it easier to dox.
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ezra Klein: "Do you think these specific actors are contributing to politicized misogyny?"

David Shor: "Well polls say that young people are anxious and care about money. This has nothing to do with the economy. I blame social media and phones, generically."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
He knows that Rumeysa Ozturk did nothing wrong. His solution is that we shouldn't have let her in America in the first place.
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey New York Times, your title's missing the word "White".
April 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today's New York Times article about Blaire Fleming & trans athletes says that, "Supporters of inclusion view those who hesitate or have questions as bigots."

Notably, none of the "supporters of inclusion" they interviewed for the article said anything even close to this.
April 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Jesus Christ
April 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Pamela Paul gave a list of her favorite columns in her farewell today. They're all wrong. Almost all of them. Did she even go back and reread any of them?
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This Texas mom in today's NYT blames anti-vaccine sentiment on the ideological stridency of the public health agencies. She does this while pretending that her community is devoid of political motivation.
March 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What broke in these people's brains that they can only parse things in terms of woke or non-woke?
March 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
They still couldn't help themselves and slipped this in. No self-recrimination at all.
March 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Was this paragraph necessary, or even accurate?
March 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Atlantic: "Cancel culture cancelculture CANCEL CULTURE!"

The Atlantic, later: "Whatever happened to scandal?
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
In 1964's Daredevil #1, Stan has Matt use his supersenses to do some super-tailoring. He even arrives at his palette through synesthesia (which explains a lot).
March 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Everyone talks about superstrength and superhearing but no one talks about his super graphic design sensibility.

#superman #graphicdesign
March 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
There are so many writers whose work I'd enjoy if only they weren't employed as writers.

Having a weekly byline means your work is no longer essential. It exists only to exist. You deplete your finite well of transgressive ideas and begin to pad your word count.
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Besides the great Beauty & the Beast reference, I love how this implies that the one part of JD Vance with integrity was his unabashed affinity for eggs.
March 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Nazi Bryce Mitchell hitting "reverse" on the electric drill embedded in his testicle:
February 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Elon really had his baby moms lie to the NYT about the video game equivalent of being the first thimble to buy Marvin Gardens.

#elonmusk #gaming #monopoly
January 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Shout out to intersectional theorist Dave Barry for being my first introduction to the concept of a third gender.

#davebarry #nonbinary #davebarrysguidetoguys
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM