✨ Emma ✨
bortneybox.bsky.social
✨ Emma ✨
@bortneybox.bsky.social
still has a lot of her original strawberry scent

she/her
Just watching this, and it's not a mistake! They're there to temporarily replace their light fixture that exploded.
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
(bluesky keeps freezing while I try to reply - this is my third attempt!)

There's still some auto ones around here, but my car is new and I'm babying it. Plus it gets pretty grubby inside with dogs and my muddy/dusty shoes!
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
And he is orange, seasonally appropriate
September 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tell us you're a masochist without telling us you're a masochist
September 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When the funeral was on telly I went outside to ride my bike and it was great because there were absolutely no cars about.
August 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I was 10 and I remember I didn't understand why everyone was SO upset. It was sad, but no more sad than other people on telly dying? We went to Kensington palace to see the floral tributes, and I said I thought it was a waste of money because she would want people to donate to her charities.
August 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You know my pain.
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know in one room, where we had a radiator replaced it exposed at least five layers of paint. Over textured wallpaper 🥲
August 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Original wallpaper left around door frames and other random spots. Which they then painted over. Which they then papered over. Cracks? Paper over them. Rawl plugs bashed flat to the wall, or gouged out? Paper over them. Where they did fill anything in they used fucking silicone 😮‍💨🤦‍♀️
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ignorance is bliss 😌
August 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That bacon looks absolutely banging
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🥀🥀
August 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Every year, Dudley. It's the same every damn year.
August 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We just finished watching this, it was bloody great. The final scene was delightfully creepy.
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@nikkijay.games make notes 📝
August 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM