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✨ Emma ✨
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still has a lot of her original strawberry scent

she/her
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Kate McKinnon spotted! @lizzip.bsky.social
A poster on the tube for a movie called The Roses
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Gonna tell my kids this was The Watchtower magazine
Cover art for a pc game called Family Farm. A cartoonish, janky quality image of a man holding the reins of a horse that had baby chicks on its head, a woman holding a bowl of fruit, and a young boy petting sheep. There's also some suspicious looking chickens, a startled looking cow, sunflowers and a house in front of hills and a blue sky.
August 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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My baby wearing a silly hat that my human child made for him 😆
July 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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I don't know what that means but look, here is my handsome boy Frank
July 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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You've got this!
July 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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This is my doggo friend 😍
A small tan coloured terrier mix dog wearing a blue harness, and a pink hat with pink sunglasses resting on top
July 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons. A man in a work shirt and trousers with sweaty pit stains is punching a hippy with a guitar in the face.
July 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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no surprises here 🙂
July 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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A...girl?!
A panel from Dragon Ball Z. Kuririn and Gohan look surprised. The speech bubbles read "A...girl?!"
July 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Not a dragonfly, but a damselfly! Here's one I spotted earlier this week. Majestic creatures!
A bright cyan blue damselfly with black stripes resting on the ground
June 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Mood
A tiny, adorable Yorkshire terrier lays on a sofa with her chin resting on a pillow. She looks tired and a touch fed up.
June 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Me at the end of this week's Smackdown
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This nerd is at her first live wrestling event! The RevPro British J Cup. I know nothing about this promotion or anyone involved, but it was local and a good excuse to hang out with friends 💖
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Feel better soon!
June 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Absolutely stunning. That coffee should ideally be drunk from one of these cups
June 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The cherry on top of my shit sundae weekend is finding out R-Truth is leaving WWE. Bollocks.
A still image from the end of The Simpsons episode "Mother Simpson". Homer is sitting on the bonnet of his car, gazing up into the night sky. A semi-transparent image of R-Truth has been edited into the sky. Not mine, nicked from r/squaredcircle
June 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Ordered "medium" peri peri chicken from a local chicken shop. We have different understandings of "medium".
Lisa Simpson looking pained from eating spicy food, saying "I can see through time"
May 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Shout out to all the retail workers having to sort out the aftermath of people trying to find their name on Coke bottles
Photo of a Tesco chiller shelf of 500ml Coke bottles with various names on them. The bottles are in a jumbled mess with many of them on their side.
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Me every time I see Gen Z or Alpha calling Millennials cringe
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I'm feeding some new cats this week, one is a bit shy, the other very shy. Playing it cool and nonchalant in the hopes that we can be friends is killing me. I want to pet them soooo bad!
A tabby cat loafing on a wooden deck. He wears an expression of utter contempt that I am in his house, and therefore he had had to go outside. A black and white cat with a delightful pink nose laying on a furry grey bed, her eyes scrunched as if to say "I know you're there. Whatever."
May 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Dragon Ball Z out of context
A panel from the Dragon Ball Z manga. Kuririn is looking up into the sky, an expression of shock and concern on his face. The speech bubbles read "it's...huge...and it's getting huger..."
May 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I'm a bisexual woman wearing a lesbian face mask 'cause I don't give a daaaaamn
Selfie of a white woman inside a car, wearing a fabric face mask with the five stripe lesbian flag colours of red, orange, white, light pink, and dark pink.
May 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Fnar fnar
A panel from Dragon Ball Z. Son Goku looking pleased, with his eyes closed, and dripping wet. Text reads "And it feels... so good... Especially coming now!"
April 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM