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Blacque Jacque Shellacque
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just some guy having fun expressing his mild thoughts about food, sports, and the dang weather here on bluesky dot com
biting my tongue
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m a Vikings fan, but saying that I actually “like” them is a bit of a stretch
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yeah, I’m not sure how that’s going to work either unless it’s focused on Maeve being on the run from the Dark Hearts and Tom has to help her out
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
As soon as I read “law student” I understood the whole deal
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They call him Pauly Wally at the corner bar. Hasn’t been in much lately. Not since the accident.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Excellent fit. Well done.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by Blacque Jacque Shellacque
Normal guy decathlon:
- walk a dog
- change a diaper
- shop and cook for a 20 person backyard cookout (counts as 2 events)
- ride a bike
- drive 2+ kids to activities
- hang out at a normal bar
- buy a dozen donuts
- discuss one random historical event in detail
- tell one joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
now I’m mad too
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the best!
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Also, humans are not wolves, but even wolves don’t engage in cycles of revenge killings and demonstrate lots of “sheep”-like behavior to preserve the peace. defenders.org/blog/2014/07...
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If the world were truly as you describe it, I don’t think either of us would be here to poast about it
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I am 100% here for this
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
this mf said joots
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Reposted by Blacque Jacque Shellacque
I like to imagine there's a room at the Vatican that Leo has converted into a South Side Chicago sports bar, and he hangs all the jerseys on the wall so he can be surrounded by them as he watches the White Sox and sips Old Style
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Love this for him
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s in the realm of non-zero chance!
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM