kids are cleaning up a vacant lot full of trash & all the adults are just shaking their heads like “these silly kids” who are literally just trying to get trash out of a lot so they can play & build a garden
kids are cleaning up a vacant lot full of trash & all the adults are just shaking their heads like “these silly kids” who are literally just trying to get trash out of a lot so they can play & build a garden
now he’s quite literally bawling at the table saying his stomach hurts
👍 👍
now he’s quite literally bawling at the table saying his stomach hurts
👍 👍
this kid’s heart is broken Lazy Dog no longer has the cheddar bacon biscuits for his bday. he’s been asking for them all day
this kid’s heart is broken Lazy Dog no longer has the cheddar bacon biscuits for his bday. he’s been asking for them all day
it’s finicky to cook, it generally always sucks to eat
everyone hurts each others feelings about it
its why ham is the superior thanksgiving protein
it’s finicky to cook, it generally always sucks to eat
everyone hurts each others feelings about it
its why ham is the superior thanksgiving protein
don’t shoot the Guard
don’t shoot the Guard
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
…boutta do something about that
…boutta do something about that
me last night: *steps weird on the rug in the bathroom and reinsures knee
me last night: *steps weird on the rug in the bathroom and reinsures knee
cause this is how you get Butlerian Jihad
cause this is how you get Butlerian Jihad
SCOTUS has already given DHS freedom to do this
SCOTUS has already given DHS freedom to do this
zero consequences
zero consequences
the time is flying
the time is flying
Dr Pepper Man
is it a meta commentary:art project or just another clout chase
Dr Pepper Man
is it a meta commentary:art project or just another clout chase
Muppet Bond
Muppet Magnolia
Muppet Midsommar
Muppet Bond
Muppet Magnolia
Muppet Midsommar
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/h...
I got one sweet grapefruit
all my cash gone
I got one sweet grapefruit
all my cash gone