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•cold blooded, near sighted, sonically empowered•
this charlie brown special has commercials & one is a Coke commercial from the 70’s

kids are cleaning up a vacant lot full of trash & all the adults are just shaking their heads like “these silly kids” who are literally just trying to get trash out of a lot so they can play & build a garden
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it’s fine it’s fine

now he’s quite literally bawling at the table saying his stomach hurts

👍 👍
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
restaurants quit discontinuing staple dishes your establishment is known for in order to introduce new dishes just for the sake of change

this kid’s heart is broken Lazy Dog no longer has the cheddar bacon biscuits for his bday. he’s been asking for them all day
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I think we invented the tradition of turkey on thanksgiving just to cause familial strife

it’s finicky to cook, it generally always sucks to eat

everyone hurts each others feelings about it

its why ham is the superior thanksgiving protein
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
cmon now

don’t shoot the Guard
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.

She got the joke.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
don’t think i’ve had rice or noodles yet this week…

…boutta do something about that
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This isn’t a situation where a Trump administration official’s family is unexpectedly experiencing the consequences of Trump’s policies. It’s a situation where the sibling of a Trump admin official is potentially using Trump’s policies to target and harm their ex & gain sole custody of their kid.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Had a surreal time with Lee Pace which included Colman Domingo, walking through Times Square, and him roasting me www.bustle.com/entertainmen...
Lee Pace’s Naughty Streak
Lee Pace on filming ‘The Running Man’ with Glen Powell, being called “daddy” online, and the joy of playing villains: “I’m bad at heart,” he jokes.
www.bustle.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
me: *plays multiple hockey games and theme park days after a knee injury in September

me last night: *steps weird on the rug in the bathroom and reinsures knee
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
any of you Kraken fans going to the game tonight to get your gravy boat??
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
do you want Butlerian Jihad?

cause this is how you get Butlerian Jihad
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
only one hiccup here

SCOTUS has already given DHS freedom to do this
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 10h
The 66-page ruling Tuesday by Senior U.S. District Judge R. Brooke Jackson of Colorado is a comprehensive rejection of a tactic regularly used by ICE to meet quotas set by the Trump administration. (via @cprnews.bsky.social)
Court demands end to unjustified warrantless arrests, restricting a tool ICE frequently uses to detain immigrants
Unless reversed on appeal, it is likely to place a severe restriction on ICE’s operations in Colorado.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
so now any sitting president can call a state’s secretary of state and demand they find votes for them in an election they lost

zero consequences
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
can’t believe he’s 3

the time is flying
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ok

Dr Pepper Man

is it a meta commentary:art project or just another clout chase
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
NO SHOT
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
any of the suggested Muppets remakes where you keep one human actor and everyone else is a muppet

Muppet Bond
Muppet Magnolia
Muppet Midsommar
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Stuart Skinner made of swiss cheese
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
pink mountaintops tonight!
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
oh so it’s eminent
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
family got all their veggies

I got one sweet grapefruit

all my cash gone
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM