It's a party and we are NOT invited

Very glad I quit smoking and haven't had a cigarette in years and still sometimes I think "a cigarette and a cheap coffee would hit the spot". Once they solve climate change I'm gonna need big science to make a cigarette that's good for you.

This is the worst absorbent meat pad humor I've ever heard.

If you want comedy about absorbent meat pads, Big Grande has you covered
youtu.be/rnQkyglWtJo?...

This rocks and needs to be an album cover.

I know I've only written one essay for you but if I ever have something else meaningful to say about records then I would happily write it for IHTOV with no expectation of payment. You rock, IHTOV rocks, end of story.

Very glad James Murphy had the wisdom to not add a 3rd chord to All My Friends

That last one is terrifying

I made this video last year about the problem with Hot Frosty and I stand by it.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrFa9Q4s/

Breakfast casserole (some sort of scrambled egg, sausage, bread, cheese casserole thing) and orange rolls (like cinnamon rolls but with a sticky orange glaze instead) was the breakfast growing up, with chili on Christmas Eve after evening church.

Swan Boy is the best webcomic being written

John Waters as a straight man who sells electronics

That's a long middle name, I can see why they both shorten it to the initial

That reminds me of when I met my last dog. She had stranger danger around me at first but then once she realized I was safe she jumped up on the couch and started licking my face and that's when I knew she was My Dog. The fosterer I think knew it too, she took this picture.

That's fuckin right!

If you have a problem with trans women, trans men, or trans people of any make or gender, then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate