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The Bored Ultimatum
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Posting anything I find funny or interesting

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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p5qvpkyriu6nnojejhdvzwq6/lists/3luvpvndapk2y
We almost at spooky season
September 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Kangaroos are just deer that went to prison
August 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
MOOOOOOVE
August 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Imposter syndrome
August 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Rain be like:
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The circus continues
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I feel like this would be a Disney channel movie and I would totally watch it 😂
August 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Everyone asks "where's Waldo?" but nobody ever asks "how's Waldo?"
#checkonwaldo
August 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Where's Waldo: Bob's Burgers Edition
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm gonna assume this is on a Spirit Airlines flight...
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The internet sucks a lot of the time, but sometimes it doesn't!
August 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The game should corrupt your savefile if you say no
How is this even optional?
August 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Saw someone eat pizza with a fork and knife for the first time in my life. I need a couple days to process this trauma
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I need more chronically online friends
August 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When are those first gen Nintendo switches going on clearance though?
August 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hamburger Hinderer
worse homes and gardens
July 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's 6 am. The sun is starting to rise, the birds are chirping and everyone is sleeping peacefully...

All of the sudden:
The idiot in my neighborhood that purposefully put a loud exhaust in their Honda Civic:
𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥

Everyone that has a dog, sensory issues, or enjoys sleeping: FML 🫤
July 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🎉Wooohoooo! I reached 100 followers today!🎉

I'm not sure how many of them are real people but 100 is a cool number and I'm having fun on this app 😂
July 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Good morning fellow social media users
July 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Insomniomniomnia
July 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Holy fuck I just found out the CEO of Blueskys first name is Lantian which literally translates to "blue sky" in Mandarin.

Something else that's interesting is that the app wasn't even named after her, she joined Bluesky later on!

Awesome human 🤝 Awesome platform
July 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The wheels are spinning and tired is winning
July 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
😂
July 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I feel personally attacked wtf
July 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM