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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders
Pentagon: "We need $2B for Operation Six Seven"
Congress: "Operation Six Seven? What's that?"
Pentagon: [shrugs]
Congress: "Operation Six Seven? What's that?"
Pentagon: [shrugs]
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pentagon: "We need $2B for Operation Six Seven"
Congress: "Operation Six Seven? What's that?"
Pentagon: [shrugs]
Congress: "Operation Six Seven? What's that?"
Pentagon: [shrugs]
I'm not sure why Maduro is being so stubborn. He should just resign, turn himself into the Americans, and then get pardoned next week.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm not sure why Maduro is being so stubborn. He should just resign, turn himself into the Americans, and then get pardoned next week.
He kidnaps Blanc and gets their faces transplanted
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
He kidnaps Blanc and gets their faces transplanted
I hope that every time he signs his name, someone points and says, "LOOK! It is The Sign of the Beast!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I hope that every time he signs his name, someone points and says, "LOOK! It is The Sign of the Beast!"
That's the definition of self-reflection, so never gonna happen
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That's the definition of self-reflection, so never gonna happen
⛳ WordleGolf - Nov, 29
🟢 Score: 8 (-5)
🟢 Score: 8 (-5)
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
⛳ WordleGolf - Nov, 29
🟢 Score: 8 (-5)
🟢 Score: 8 (-5)
Yh like I'm just learning that Donnie moved his Blue Bloods character from Chicago to Boston and I'm not sure if the storylines will be that much different
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yh like I'm just learning that Donnie moved his Blue Bloods character from Chicago to Boston and I'm not sure if the storylines will be that much different
Let me guess, is she related to Ebenezer?
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Let me guess, is she related to Ebenezer?
Here to report that Mom also, indeed, has one of these dishes
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Here to report that Mom also, indeed, has one of these dishes
I'm sure there's a custody battle somewhere behind this
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm sure there's a custody battle somewhere behind this
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood
It's not the planes, it's the airlines. They request the layouts.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's not the planes, it's the airlines. They request the layouts.
I just don't feel it's fair that I need to pay more for comfort, when I'm really very much a normal sized person.
75th percentile is pretty damn normal IMO. It's not like I'm abnormal.
My taller friends HATE flying. For these reasons. Seems like a bad biz model to torture people
75th percentile is pretty damn normal IMO. It's not like I'm abnormal.
My taller friends HATE flying. For these reasons. Seems like a bad biz model to torture people
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I just don't feel it's fair that I need to pay more for comfort, when I'm really very much a normal sized person.
75th percentile is pretty damn normal IMO. It's not like I'm abnormal.
My taller friends HATE flying. For these reasons. Seems like a bad biz model to torture people
75th percentile is pretty damn normal IMO. It's not like I'm abnormal.
My taller friends HATE flying. For these reasons. Seems like a bad biz model to torture people
You're implying I wished for this.
I am saying it's not in corporate interests to piss off 25% of your potential everyday customers when the squeezing doesn't create nearly that many more seats.
It reeks of somebody important making a bad decision once and we're living with it forever
I am saying it's not in corporate interests to piss off 25% of your potential everyday customers when the squeezing doesn't create nearly that many more seats.
It reeks of somebody important making a bad decision once and we're living with it forever
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You're implying I wished for this.
I am saying it's not in corporate interests to piss off 25% of your potential everyday customers when the squeezing doesn't create nearly that many more seats.
It reeks of somebody important making a bad decision once and we're living with it forever
I am saying it's not in corporate interests to piss off 25% of your potential everyday customers when the squeezing doesn't create nearly that many more seats.
It reeks of somebody important making a bad decision once and we're living with it forever
How about a seat that isn't terrible and enough legroom for someone who's 6' tall?
I'm in the 75th percentile for height. I'm not a giant. Far from it.
Why can't I find a basic seat on a plane where I can sit somewhat comfortably?
Why should I have to pay more to be comfortable?
I'm in the 75th percentile for height. I'm not a giant. Far from it.
Why can't I find a basic seat on a plane where I can sit somewhat comfortably?
Why should I have to pay more to be comfortable?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How about a seat that isn't terrible and enough legroom for someone who's 6' tall?
I'm in the 75th percentile for height. I'm not a giant. Far from it.
Why can't I find a basic seat on a plane where I can sit somewhat comfortably?
Why should I have to pay more to be comfortable?
I'm in the 75th percentile for height. I'm not a giant. Far from it.
Why can't I find a basic seat on a plane where I can sit somewhat comfortably?
Why should I have to pay more to be comfortable?
There is an equation for it which involves the number of napkins, the width of the holder, and the color of the napkins, of course.
I worked it out once in college and it inadvertently became the plot device for Good Will Hunting.
I worked it out once in college and it inadvertently became the plot device for Good Will Hunting.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There is an equation for it which involves the number of napkins, the width of the holder, and the color of the napkins, of course.
I worked it out once in college and it inadvertently became the plot device for Good Will Hunting.
I worked it out once in college and it inadvertently became the plot device for Good Will Hunting.
Greasin' tha toilet!
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Greasin' tha toilet!
I wonder what would happen if Maduro stepped down and called elections with UN/USA oversight.
Would it change a thing?
Would it change a thing?
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wonder what would happen if Maduro stepped down and called elections with UN/USA oversight.
Would it change a thing?
Would it change a thing?
Yes, I love reminding Brits that they willingly allowed themselves to be colonized by Europe in this way and how come they never complain about that
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Yes, I love reminding Brits that they willingly allowed themselves to be colonized by Europe in this way and how come they never complain about that
We all have it coming, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We all have it coming, Charlie Brown
Also figuring out that Lennon's stuff in general was much better
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Also figuring out that Lennon's stuff in general was much better