BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧
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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders
Goddammit now I'm muting college football too to avoid Brady
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Goddammit now I'm muting college football too to avoid Brady
I'm not a dick puncher. I don't approve of it one bit.
But if I were to become a dick-puncher, then the best I could hope for would be to have the dick-punching prowess of that guy. A true master.
But if I were to become a dick-puncher, then the best I could hope for would be to have the dick-punching prowess of that guy. A true master.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm not a dick puncher. I don't approve of it one bit.
But if I were to become a dick-puncher, then the best I could hope for would be to have the dick-punching prowess of that guy. A true master.
But if I were to become a dick-puncher, then the best I could hope for would be to have the dick-punching prowess of that guy. A true master.
"I'm glad Bluesky doesn't have a foreign account problem," I say sanctimoniously to myself as I scroll thru my followers, who mostly have profiles that look like this
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"I'm glad Bluesky doesn't have a foreign account problem," I say sanctimoniously to myself as I scroll thru my followers, who mostly have profiles that look like this
[Youth pastor voice] I know you've all been reading about "felching" and "mouth harvesting", but do you know who was doing that before anyone else?
Do you?
Do you know who was the first felcher? The OG harvester?
That's right!
Do you?
Do you know who was the first felcher? The OG harvester?
That's right!
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[Youth pastor voice] I know you've all been reading about "felching" and "mouth harvesting", but do you know who was doing that before anyone else?
Do you?
Do you know who was the first felcher? The OG harvester?
That's right!
Do you?
Do you know who was the first felcher? The OG harvester?
That's right!
Wagner Bros having a great time tonight. Franz is putting on a shooting clinic and Moritz hasn't stopped giggling on the bench since the 1st quarter #NBA
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wagner Bros having a great time tonight. Franz is putting on a shooting clinic and Moritz hasn't stopped giggling on the bench since the 1st quarter #NBA
MTG is retiring to spend more time with her family and she now plans to work on some private hate-based projects that she's been putting off for so long
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
MTG is retiring to spend more time with her family and she now plans to work on some private hate-based projects that she's been putting off for so long
Mamdani must have sent Trump the "I CHOO- CHOO- CHOOSE YOU" Valentine's card
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Mamdani must have sent Trump the "I CHOO- CHOO- CHOOSE YOU" Valentine's card
Remember when Trump got infatuated with Kim Jong Un? To the point he even said they fell in love?
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Remember when Trump got infatuated with Kim Jong Un? To the point he even said they fell in love?
As I was just saying, 2025's plot points are way too on the nose
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
As I was just saying, 2025's plot points are way too on the nose
2025's showrunner is just mailing it in this year. No originality whatsoever
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
2025's showrunner is just mailing it in this year. No originality whatsoever
Tonight's NBA sked is basically G-League teams since virtually every star is injured
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tonight's NBA sked is basically G-League teams since virtually every star is injured
Trump Plans to Open More Than a Billion Acres of U.S. Waters to Drilling
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
#Raiders will def lose this game and be so impressed by Sanders that they trade for him this offseason
#Raiders will def lose this game and be so impressed by Sanders that they trade for him this offseason
Browns to start Shedeur Sanders against Raiders, coach Kevin Stefanski says
Since 1999, 17 Browns quarterbacks have made their starting debut as rookies. All 17 lost their first starts.
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
#Raiders will def lose this game and be so impressed by Sanders that they trade for him this offseason
#Raiders will def lose this game and be so impressed by Sanders that they trade for him this offseason
I've had my little shitbox beater car for 10 years, and only now - after a dozen attempts - have I finally found the perfect phone holder for it.
Unfortunately this phone holder will probably outlive my little car
Unfortunately this phone holder will probably outlive my little car
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've had my little shitbox beater car for 10 years, and only now - after a dozen attempts - have I finally found the perfect phone holder for it.
Unfortunately this phone holder will probably outlive my little car
Unfortunately this phone holder will probably outlive my little car
I'd like to thank TD for making me run around the house for my card #, and then check my phone for a passcode BEFORE telling me that I'll still need to wait 15 minutes.
And this is for their automated card activation service
And this is for their automated card activation service
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'd like to thank TD for making me run around the house for my card #, and then check my phone for a passcode BEFORE telling me that I'll still need to wait 15 minutes.
And this is for their automated card activation service
And this is for their automated card activation service
It seems obvious now that relationships become more complicated in direct proportion to the amount of z's in your names
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It seems obvious now that relationships become more complicated in direct proportion to the amount of z's in your names
www.nfl.com/injuries/
The NFL is handling their injuries list in absolutely the wrong way.
For instance, if you go to the Giants section you'll find that Nabers and Skattebo are NOT listed on the injury list for this week.
The NFL is handling their injuries list in absolutely the wrong way.
For instance, if you go to the Giants section you'll find that Nabers and Skattebo are NOT listed on the injury list for this week.
NFL.com | Official Site of the National Football League
The official source for NFL news, video highlights, fantasy football, game-day coverage, schedules, stats, scores and more.
www.nfl.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
www.nfl.com/injuries/
The NFL is handling their injuries list in absolutely the wrong way.
For instance, if you go to the Giants section you'll find that Nabers and Skattebo are NOT listed on the injury list for this week.
The NFL is handling their injuries list in absolutely the wrong way.
For instance, if you go to the Giants section you'll find that Nabers and Skattebo are NOT listed on the injury list for this week.
Temu has the same ties, but cheaper and lower quality
A White House memo alleges Alibaba aided China’s military with tech targeting the US, the FT reports, intensifying scrutiny of the e-commerce giant as it expands in global AI
White House Memo Claims Alibaba Has China Military Ties, FT Says
A White House national security memo claims Alibaba Group Holding Ltd. provided the Chinese military with technology support against targets in the US, the Financial Times reported, raising concerns about the e-commerce giant’s links to the People’s Liberation Army as it steps up efforts to compete globally in artificial intelligence.
bloom.bg
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Temu has the same ties, but cheaper and lower quality
I'm not jumping to any conclusions here, but the Hawks are 6-2 this season without Young.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm not jumping to any conclusions here, but the Hawks are 6-2 this season without Young.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
I just farted in the car and it was such a tremendous blast that my wife was already complaining about the stench before the noise had even subsided.
#RollingThunder
#RollingThunder
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I just farted in the car and it was such a tremendous blast that my wife was already complaining about the stench before the noise had even subsided.
#RollingThunder
#RollingThunder
We are sorry. We fired the bad man. Can we please have our superstar athlete back, please?
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We are sorry. We fired the bad man. Can we please have our superstar athlete back, please?
Dom Dolla, Tove Lo - CAVE (Official Video)
YouTube video by DomDollaVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'd never heard of the word "squelching" until it became one of the most common words that show up in the closed captions of Netflix movies
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'd never heard of the word "squelching" until it became one of the most common words that show up in the closed captions of Netflix movies
HR: Can you explain this gap in your resume? You were working as a mall cop till 2025, then there's nothing until now.
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
HR: Can you explain this gap in your resume? You were working as a mall cop till 2025, then there's nothing until now.
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?