Boots (real person)
@bootsmcgoot.bsky.social
English, wordish, girlish, nerdish. lvl38 🌱 📚🐘 #elephacts
she/they
she/they
i wonder what she misheard? "read directions?" surely not...
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i wonder what she misheard? "read directions?" surely not...
that's exactly the vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
that's exactly the vibe!
a cereal monogamist?
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
a cereal monogamist?
does he seem more like a pintsize guy and is that a red flag if so. much to ponder
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
does he seem more like a pintsize guy and is that a red flag if so. much to ponder
oh my god, whatever he's expecting, he's not expecting five THOUSAND pages of it. i'm so excited for him. i regret to inform you you're going to have a sequence of uncomfortable conversations as he works through the archives
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
oh my god, whatever he's expecting, he's not expecting five THOUSAND pages of it. i'm so excited for him. i regret to inform you you're going to have a sequence of uncomfortable conversations as he works through the archives
ok well he reposted this without comment so i don't really know where we go from here. nowhere? he's my white whale
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ok well he reposted this without comment so i don't really know where we go from here. nowhere? he's my white whale
2nd best to a swordfish is still pretty high in the rankings, i'll take it 👍
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
2nd best to a swordfish is still pretty high in the rankings, i'll take it 👍
in olden times i'd have had to write sonnets about some patron's awful cat
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
in olden times i'd have had to write sonnets about some patron's awful cat
the key is you've got to pray AND train.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the key is you've got to pray AND train.
This meeting's become a disaster.
Concision's a skill we must master.
So let's circle back
To help keep us on track,
So we can wrap up a bit faster.
Concision's a skill we must master.
So let's circle back
To help keep us on track,
So we can wrap up a bit faster.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This meeting's become a disaster.
Concision's a skill we must master.
So let's circle back
To help keep us on track,
So we can wrap up a bit faster.
Concision's a skill we must master.
So let's circle back
To help keep us on track,
So we can wrap up a bit faster.
oh hell yeah that's the stuff. i know my posts are a bit haphazard, but when i'm doing proper writing, i want to polish it until it shines
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
oh hell yeah that's the stuff. i know my posts are a bit haphazard, but when i'm doing proper writing, i want to polish it until it shines
they clap? h- how
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
they clap? h- how
i'll probably forget i'm doing this before i get a bingo but you never know. or is it noughts and crosses?
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i'll probably forget i'm doing this before i get a bingo but you never know. or is it noughts and crosses?
very sensible. a healthy middle range
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
very sensible. a healthy middle range
i COULD, but never at the expense of clarity. clarity above all! to the extent that it's rare to receive an email from me without bullet points, even if it's only about one thing.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i COULD, but never at the expense of clarity. clarity above all! to the extent that it's rare to receive an email from me without bullet points, even if it's only about one thing.
that's the spirit. the salt and pepper of punctuation
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
that's the spirit. the salt and pepper of punctuation
it's legitimately the top result when i searched for my username, she's absolutely done me there
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
it's legitimately the top result when i searched for my username, she's absolutely done me there
i'd been dragged through facebook backwards, no doubt
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i'd been dragged through facebook backwards, no doubt