A Succulent Vincent Boombats
@boombatsdagod.bsky.social
Worlds #1 Linebackers not named Alex Singleton Enjoyer.
Sure sure your cat is cute but does he try to porno a blanket?
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Sure sure your cat is cute but does he try to porno a blanket?
This fucking team cannot finish a game to save their lives.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This fucking team cannot finish a game to save their lives.
Nuggets in a tight game with a bad team. Sounds about right.
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Nuggets in a tight game with a bad team. Sounds about right.
Reposted by A Succulent Vincent Boombats
thinking about Barry Sanders’ 1988 game log, staring blankly into the middle distance for a long time
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
thinking about Barry Sanders’ 1988 game log, staring blankly into the middle distance for a long time
Dear Boomer, shut the fuck up you fucking bootlicking chooch.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Dear Boomer, shut the fuck up you fucking bootlicking chooch.
I get that some people truly believe that being a “good” fan doesn’t include being critical or discouraged, but when I watch a fucking loaded team sleepwalk through entire stretches, it really makes me wonder how you have any sort of optimism about them.
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I get that some people truly believe that being a “good” fan doesn’t include being critical or discouraged, but when I watch a fucking loaded team sleepwalk through entire stretches, it really makes me wonder how you have any sort of optimism about them.
Yeah dude this fucking team is decrepit right now. That 4th quarter was pathetic.
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Yeah dude this fucking team is decrepit right now. That 4th quarter was pathetic.
Offense just awful. They stand around for 20 seconds and jack up a contested three. It’s so dumb.
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Offense just awful. They stand around for 20 seconds and jack up a contested three. It’s so dumb.
This fucking team ffs.
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This fucking team ffs.
Why is it when the Nuggets aren’t making threes, they decide to just jack them up over and over?
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Why is it when the Nuggets aren’t making threes, they decide to just jack them up over and over?
Bad Bunny - 135 million +
Toilet Paper - 6.1 million
Conservatives - “we’re winning!!”
Toilet Paper - 6.1 million
Conservatives - “we’re winning!!”
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Bad Bunny - 135 million +
Toilet Paper - 6.1 million
Conservatives - “we’re winning!!”
Toilet Paper - 6.1 million
Conservatives - “we’re winning!!”
Shows up to the track, top 5 loudest car there, does street tire burnout 30 feet past the lights, gets hollered at, sits in pre-stage like John Force, proceeds to run a 17.4 @ 86mph, blows up, drives home instead of getting a tow.
[clears throat] THIS BITCH
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Shows up to the track, top 5 loudest car there, does street tire burnout 30 feet past the lights, gets hollered at, sits in pre-stage like John Force, proceeds to run a 17.4 @ 86mph, blows up, drives home instead of getting a tow.
This SB and 2015 are mirror images. An absolutely ferocious defense throttles a fraud QB and makes it easy on the offense.
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
This SB and 2015 are mirror images. An absolutely ferocious defense throttles a fraud QB and makes it easy on the offense.
Sam Darnold and Drew Lock winning a Super Bowl before Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Sam Darnold and Drew Lock winning a Super Bowl before Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen.
MAGA chuds gloating about 5 million people watching the TPUSA show is so funny when you realize that 133 million watched the actual halftime show last year, and I bet it was more this year. They are in a perpetual circle jerk.
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
MAGA chuds gloating about 5 million people watching the TPUSA show is so funny when you realize that 133 million watched the actual halftime show last year, and I bet it was more this year. They are in a perpetual circle jerk.
This guy is a Groyper tbh
How would one watch the All American Halftime Show if so inclined? And without putting any money is Erikkka Kirk’s tight, leather pocket?
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This guy is a Groyper tbh
Oh god they’re going to get Madura to say he stole their last election AND that he had something to do with 2020 election as well. I just realized what this is about.
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Oh god they’re going to get Madura to say he stole their last election AND that he had something to do with 2020 election as well. I just realized what this is about.
I hope it’s prolonged and deafening.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I hope it’s prolonged and deafening.
I’m still trying to reconcile that the crazy conspiracy theorists were seemingly correct about the “elites raping and eating children” part, they just had the wrong group of elites doing it.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’m still trying to reconcile that the crazy conspiracy theorists were seemingly correct about the “elites raping and eating children” part, they just had the wrong group of elites doing it.
Nix gets hurt, dooming the Broncos season, and then the Avs and Nuggets suck too. It’s all Sean Payton’s fault.
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Nix gets hurt, dooming the Broncos season, and then the Avs and Nuggets suck too. It’s all Sean Payton’s fault.
Nuggets I’m gonna disown you
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Nuggets I’m gonna disown you
Nuggies failing the tests.
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Nuggies failing the tests.
Is it warm in here or is it just Reidy?
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Is it warm in here or is it just Reidy?
Hmmm lotta words and no content. Almost sounds like he’s setting up an alibi. 🤔
#blueskytires
#tireguy
#dmmeyourtires
#blueskytires
#tireguy
#dmmeyourtires
Bud, this is for a small work truck. Nothing fancy. Was just replacing one tire but then had another blow out last night. Tread wear was present on the front tires for the one I brought, so had them replaced too. In and out in an hour and a half.
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Hmmm lotta words and no content. Almost sounds like he’s setting up an alibi. 🤔
#blueskytires
#tireguy
#dmmeyourtires
#blueskytires
#tireguy
#dmmeyourtires