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teeb
@boneccrone.bsky.social
· Oct 28
At the lord of the rings themed bridal shower imperiously correcting everyone's pronunciations
Just got walked in on doing the Home Improvement sound
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just got walked in on doing the Home Improvement sound
I just learned the guy who invented mason jars fumbled the patent and died in poverty
I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I just learned the guy who invented mason jars fumbled the patent and died in poverty
Reposted by teeb
[Staring at my "recently used" emojis]: Who used these. Who even uses these emojis
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
[Staring at my "recently used" emojis]: Who used these. Who even uses these emojis
It's these weak deer ankles
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's these weak deer ankles
Lil freak is a term of endearment
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Lil freak is a term of endearment
Hands up, lil freaks!
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hands up, lil freaks!
Cable management is the window to the soul
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Cable management is the window to the soul
I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I never want to see a mason jar again. I've seen enough
Pablo Neruda: A bough of fruit falls from the sun on your dark garment. The great roots of night grow suddenly from your soul-
Me: Fr I been feeling kinda bunchy
Me: Fr I been feeling kinda bunchy
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Pablo Neruda: A bough of fruit falls from the sun on your dark garment. The great roots of night grow suddenly from your soul-
Me: Fr I been feeling kinda bunchy
Me: Fr I been feeling kinda bunchy
I love when you talk to me like that*
*clearly and succinctly
*clearly and succinctly
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love when you talk to me like that*
*clearly and succinctly
*clearly and succinctly
I have so many mouth sounds I sound like a bug
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I have so many mouth sounds I sound like a bug
[Experiencing an intense stabbing pain in my gut and closing my eyes serenely]: Finally. Yes. I'm ready.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
[Experiencing an intense stabbing pain in my gut and closing my eyes serenely]: Finally. Yes. I'm ready.
Me when it's hot and sunny: We need some RAIN in this bitch
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Me when it's hot and sunny: We need some RAIN in this bitch
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
Me when it's raining: This rain needs to ease UP
Me when it's overcast: Where is the SUN
she's got that hat wealth
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
she's got that hat wealth
rich in hats [figuratively]
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
rich in hats [figuratively]
The amount of hats I throw in rings, you'd think I have an unlimited supply of hats, and rings,
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The amount of hats I throw in rings, you'd think I have an unlimited supply of hats, and rings,
This post ripped away my last shred of sanity
Impression of Drake walking the plank: Started from the here now we bottom!
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This post ripped away my last shred of sanity
If your name is Tobias, unfortunately, I am in love with you
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If your name is Tobias, unfortunately, I am in love with you
I'm a 'wormly' girl, myself,
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm a 'wormly' girl, myself,
I'm a 'warmly' girl, myself,
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm a 'warmly' girl, myself,
She collide on my large hadron till I CERN
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
She collide on my large hadron till I CERN
[The only religious guy at a table, trying to find his moment]: I like me a “Lot” of salt..!
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
[The only religious guy at a table, trying to find his moment]: I like me a “Lot” of salt..!
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
[His smile fades as he accepts the salt shaker now being passed to him]: Thanks
Downloads is the new Desktop
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Downloads is the new Desktop