Bogie the Kobold
@bogiekobold.bsky.social
Bogie is just Bogie. Tries to avoid pronouns, because Bogie doesn't know well enough which ones to use. So, writing is kinda odd. If Bogie uses wrong name, sorry.
Yes, Bogie is old. How old? Bogie saw "Star Wars" first time it was in theaters.
Yes, Bogie is old. How old? Bogie saw "Star Wars" first time it was in theaters.
Soooooo much fucking sleep debt...
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Soooooo much fucking sleep debt...
There's another color for men's clothing? 😉
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
There's another color for men's clothing? 😉
*proceeds to check clock every 7 minutes hoping it's tomorrow*
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*proceeds to check clock every 7 minutes hoping it's tomorrow*
Okay, so a dream where Bogie wakes up physically in early 20s again, but 8 feet tall and with a body Hercules would have envied, and then has to adapt to Bogie's normal life... Weird or not?
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Okay, so a dream where Bogie wakes up physically in early 20s again, but 8 feet tall and with a body Hercules would have envied, and then has to adapt to Bogie's normal life... Weird or not?
What would be considered elaborate and weird? Bogie has no yardstick to judge by.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What would be considered elaborate and weird? Bogie has no yardstick to judge by.
The only fairytale thing Bogie could pull off would be some sort of troll or goblin. But Bogie could pretend to menace Lilac so a prince/hero type could swoop in for the rescue, if that helps.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The only fairytale thing Bogie could pull off would be some sort of troll or goblin. But Bogie could pretend to menace Lilac so a prince/hero type could swoop in for the rescue, if that helps.
Apparently, it isn't anymore. Can't find the option on either netflix or prime video.
That's kinda disappointing.
That's kinda disappointing.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Apparently, it isn't anymore. Can't find the option on either netflix or prime video.
That's kinda disappointing.
That's kinda disappointing.
Oh, okay. Thought was using something like the "watch party" function on netflix.
Noy that Bogie actually knows how that works, either... 😜
Noy that Bogie actually knows how that works, either... 😜
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Oh, okay. Thought was using something like the "watch party" function on netflix.
Noy that Bogie actually knows how that works, either... 😜
Noy that Bogie actually knows how that works, either... 😜
Okay. Gonna give it a shot.
To make it official- 🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈
To make it official- 🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Okay. Gonna give it a shot.
To make it official- 🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈
To make it official- 🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈
That does seem like fun. Wonder if it works internationally, even if the show normally wouldn't be available in one of the watcher's area?
Suppose would depend on what service or app one was using.
Suppose would depend on what service or app one was using.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
That does seem like fun. Wonder if it works internationally, even if the show normally wouldn't be available in one of the watcher's area?
Suppose would depend on what service or app one was using.
Suppose would depend on what service or app one was using.
Kitty does excellent work, so really deserves for those numbers to be much higher.
Sooo... Bogie isn't a VA. If Bogie enters and wins, could Bogie gift the prize to someone else?
Sooo... Bogie isn't a VA. If Bogie enters and wins, could Bogie gift the prize to someone else?
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Kitty does excellent work, so really deserves for those numbers to be much higher.
Sooo... Bogie isn't a VA. If Bogie enters and wins, could Bogie gift the prize to someone else?
Sooo... Bogie isn't a VA. If Bogie enters and wins, could Bogie gift the prize to someone else?
To be honest, is how Bogie would likely react. If was willing to wait that long...
Excellent realism, and as always, topnotch artwork.
Excellent realism, and as always, topnotch artwork.
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
To be honest, is how Bogie would likely react. If was willing to wait that long...
Excellent realism, and as always, topnotch artwork.
Excellent realism, and as always, topnotch artwork.
Then perhaps "naughty"?
With maybe a growling tone to the voice?
With maybe a growling tone to the voice?
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Then perhaps "naughty"?
With maybe a growling tone to the voice?
With maybe a growling tone to the voice?
Tipsy Whimsy? This could be interesting... If Bogie had any idea how to make it fun... 😜
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Tipsy Whimsy? This could be interesting... If Bogie had any idea how to make it fun... 😜
How about "sassy"? Similar reaction, or not?
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
How about "sassy"? Similar reaction, or not?
Bogie's situation doesn't allow for it, master Devil.
Bogie must be content with the occasional dewdrops found online.
Bogie must be content with the occasional dewdrops found online.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bogie's situation doesn't allow for it, master Devil.
Bogie must be content with the occasional dewdrops found online.
Bogie must be content with the occasional dewdrops found online.
Rae, just know that the world would be a darker place without your scenarios here.
Rae has a real talent for plucking little scenes out of imagination and putting them into words. Bogie has been working on that for four decades and still doesn't have the hang of it.
Rae has a real talent for plucking little scenes out of imagination and putting them into words. Bogie has been working on that for four decades and still doesn't have the hang of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Rae, just know that the world would be a darker place without your scenarios here.
Rae has a real talent for plucking little scenes out of imagination and putting them into words. Bogie has been working on that for four decades and still doesn't have the hang of it.
Rae has a real talent for plucking little scenes out of imagination and putting them into words. Bogie has been working on that for four decades and still doesn't have the hang of it.
Red is the exact opposite of annoying. Is sweet, caring, funny, and sometimes so cute the detector burns out.
Like Isabella on "Phineas and Ferb".
Like Isabella on "Phineas and Ferb".
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Red is the exact opposite of annoying. Is sweet, caring, funny, and sometimes so cute the detector burns out.
Like Isabella on "Phineas and Ferb".
Like Isabella on "Phineas and Ferb".
Joyous beginning to another orbit around the sun!
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Joyous beginning to another orbit around the sun!
Cannot express how much Bogie wishes for this perspective in real life...
To be clear, would not be grovelling. Rather, about to pounce and see if Bogie could make Rain's knees give out...
(Is a fun thought, anyway.)
To be clear, would not be grovelling. Rather, about to pounce and see if Bogie could make Rain's knees give out...
(Is a fun thought, anyway.)
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Cannot express how much Bogie wishes for this perspective in real life...
To be clear, would not be grovelling. Rather, about to pounce and see if Bogie could make Rain's knees give out...
(Is a fun thought, anyway.)
To be clear, would not be grovelling. Rather, about to pounce and see if Bogie could make Rain's knees give out...
(Is a fun thought, anyway.)
Bogie has been lost in the Atacama Desert of relationships for years...
Of course Bogie thirsts...
Of course Bogie thirsts...
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bogie has been lost in the Atacama Desert of relationships for years...
Of course Bogie thirsts...
Of course Bogie thirsts...
Lilac is a lovely person, in both body and personality.
And if Bogie could, would absolutely want to get to know Lilac better offline, and maybe see if a spark becomes apparent.
And even with no spark, would definitely enjoy hanging out and doing fun things.
(Bogie knows it couldn't happen.)
And if Bogie could, would absolutely want to get to know Lilac better offline, and maybe see if a spark becomes apparent.
And even with no spark, would definitely enjoy hanging out and doing fun things.
(Bogie knows it couldn't happen.)
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Lilac is a lovely person, in both body and personality.
And if Bogie could, would absolutely want to get to know Lilac better offline, and maybe see if a spark becomes apparent.
And even with no spark, would definitely enjoy hanging out and doing fun things.
(Bogie knows it couldn't happen.)
And if Bogie could, would absolutely want to get to know Lilac better offline, and maybe see if a spark becomes apparent.
And even with no spark, would definitely enjoy hanging out and doing fun things.
(Bogie knows it couldn't happen.)
Bogie has what is called a "semi-satisfaction guarantee."
Makes sure partner peaks at least a couple of times before so-called "main event", usually more like several times.
Then if the rest of the experience isn't as much fun for partner, at least enjoyed the first half.
Makes sure partner peaks at least a couple of times before so-called "main event", usually more like several times.
Then if the rest of the experience isn't as much fun for partner, at least enjoyed the first half.
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bogie has what is called a "semi-satisfaction guarantee."
Makes sure partner peaks at least a couple of times before so-called "main event", usually more like several times.
Then if the rest of the experience isn't as much fun for partner, at least enjoyed the first half.
Makes sure partner peaks at least a couple of times before so-called "main event", usually more like several times.
Then if the rest of the experience isn't as much fun for partner, at least enjoyed the first half.