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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance.
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· Oct 24
“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.
Reskeet for the beskeet.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reskeet for the beskeet.
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University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🚨 BREAKING:
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
University of Cambridge and University of Glasgow Warn Bird Flu Viruses Can Withstand Fever, Posing a Major Threat to Humans
What’s the deal with airline penis?
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What’s the deal with airline penis?
This tombstone pizza doesn’t have enough cheese, nor enough death dates engraved into it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This tombstone pizza doesn’t have enough cheese, nor enough death dates engraved into it.
When you give your caucasian friend the most beautiful bluebottle you can find, that’s pretty fly for a white guy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
When you give your caucasian friend the most beautiful bluebottle you can find, that’s pretty fly for a white guy.
An unprompted orgy is a flashbang.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
An unprompted orgy is a flashbang.
“I’ll see you all in Hell.” - me, arranging precious group time with my Michigan friends.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“I’ll see you all in Hell.” - me, arranging precious group time with my Michigan friends.
“I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.” - Paul Dirac, the theorist of antimatter.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.” - Paul Dirac, the theorist of antimatter.
“No Wynn, No Ffi” would be a great Welsh legal business name for a company that specifically blacklists the employment of lawyers and otherwise with those names.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“No Wynn, No Ffi” would be a great Welsh legal business name for a company that specifically blacklists the employment of lawyers and otherwise with those names.
A Christmas tree isn’t just for Christmas. It’s for life.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A Christmas tree isn’t just for Christmas. It’s for life.
Win: Finally getting invited to the cool kids’ table.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Win: Finally getting invited to the cool kids’ table.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Why is it called Marvel Rivals and not a Grooter Shooter?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Why is it called Marvel Rivals and not a Grooter Shooter?
Let’s make this mitochondria powerhouse…a powerhome of the cell. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let’s make this mitochondria powerhouse…a powerhome of the cell. 🥰
Why is it called dissociation and not hard of hereing?
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why is it called dissociation and not hard of hereing?
Keep honking, it only makes me hornier.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Keep honking, it only makes me hornier.
My tombstone: Gone, But Also Forgotten.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My tombstone: Gone, But Also Forgotten.
She crushes my nuts until I peanut butter.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
She crushes my nuts until I peanut butter.
Oh no, my good girl’s gone bad.
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh no, my good girl’s gone bad.
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
Prayer anal beads.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Prayer anal beads.
My response to my haters: can I join too
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My response to my haters: can I join too
When I say I’m fine, it’s mainly me preparing you with the knowledge that I become exponentially more expensive once ignored and court summons will likely be involved before long.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When I say I’m fine, it’s mainly me preparing you with the knowledge that I become exponentially more expensive once ignored and court summons will likely be involved before long.
Don’t talk to my hand or to my face, as neither of those things are historically good listening apparatus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Don’t talk to my hand or to my face, as neither of those things are historically good listening apparatus.
Proverb: When one door closes, another opens.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Proverb: When one door closes, another opens.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
Mutinies never work because of how small they are.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mutinies never work because of how small they are.
Me, during poker, reminding everyone how talented I am at origami: I fold.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me, during poker, reminding everyone how talented I am at origami: I fold.