Dang it, Bobby
@bobby.plus
Caregiver, web developer, it-getter, old. 🏳️🌈
Like watching a movie on your microwave
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Like watching a movie on your microwave
Sometimes it's helpful to sort them by sender (instead of date) to quickly visually chunk them into important vs. not
Plan B is nuke 'em from orbit -- if it's important enough, the sender will let you know
Plan B is nuke 'em from orbit -- if it's important enough, the sender will let you know
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sometimes it's helpful to sort them by sender (instead of date) to quickly visually chunk them into important vs. not
Plan B is nuke 'em from orbit -- if it's important enough, the sender will let you know
Plan B is nuke 'em from orbit -- if it's important enough, the sender will let you know
Yesterday I made a prototype of the dinner rolls I’m making for Thanksgiving and you don’t see me on stage for it. And my rolls are way better for society
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yesterday I made a prototype of the dinner rolls I’m making for Thanksgiving and you don’t see me on stage for it. And my rolls are way better for society
Pry my 0.7mm Zebra Sarasa Clip (dark blue) out of my cold, dead hand
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sending this sentence to myself 20 years ago to see what my reaction is
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sending this sentence to myself 20 years ago to see what my reaction is
I want to know more about this rising comedy star Joe Lovitz
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I want to know more about this rising comedy star Joe Lovitz
Please log your time to the "tryptophan" job number
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Please log your time to the "tryptophan" job number
I tell my wife (who hates celebrity stuff) “Taylor Swift posted today about ____” and she knows I’m talking about you and she’s always delighted
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I tell my wife (who hates celebrity stuff) “Taylor Swift posted today about ____” and she knows I’m talking about you and she’s always delighted
The cities of Glendale and Glendora are brother and sister
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The cities of Glendale and Glendora are brother and sister
I wonder sometimes about the health of the Amazon warehouse employee who knows automatically "I can find that one in the *big* dildo aisle" without having to look it up
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I wonder sometimes about the health of the Amazon warehouse employee who knows automatically "I can find that one in the *big* dildo aisle" without having to look it up
You're not gonna believe this
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You're not gonna believe this
I loved (and have since lost the link to) your tutorial on how to draw butts:
Step 1: Don't
Step 1: Don't
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I loved (and have since lost the link to) your tutorial on how to draw butts:
Step 1: Don't
Step 1: Don't
Then things are looking up! I wasn’t sure if there was going to be a Tuesday at this point
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Then things are looking up! I wasn’t sure if there was going to be a Tuesday at this point
Not if Mondays are your favorite day of the week!
(ducks)
(ducks)
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Not if Mondays are your favorite day of the week!
(ducks)
(ducks)