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Dang it, Bobby
@bobby.plus
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Caregiver, web developer, it-getter, old. 🏳️‍🌈
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The sky:
A screenshot from Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, showing Darkplace Hospital surrounded by a green miasma blotting out the sky
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Good morning
A multicolored sunrise looking across an intersection. The houses, trees, and telephone poles appear as silhouettes against the sky, with hues of deep blue, orange, and yellow.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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You're not gonna believe this
A screenshot of the Slow Horses main credits that reads "Written by WILL SMITH" ... but it's not *that* Will Smith
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The phrase "Have you cleared your browser's cache?" In the "Zohran for New York City" poster format
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Screenshot of a text message from Carl DeMaio. My reply: Oh my god if there's a name I don't need in my text messages it's Carl DeMaio lol Reform California with Carl DeMaio: You are now opted-out and will receive no further messages.
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Fresh as the day it was made
An oval sticker akin to the "I voted" sticker you get when you vote, but instead with the text "WHO VOTED?" In small type, it reads "county of you look nice today." The image is presented upside-down.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I found where they keep it
A beige door in a beige wall, plainly labeled AI in black letters. There is no visible doorknob.
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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What's your sign?
A red advisory sign hanging from the ceiling; the bottom of the sign is broken off, so it only reads "Please no"
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I do! I just got it in its frame ❤️
Mox’s “I Love LA” art print in a simple picture frame
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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An image of FUD-brand beef franks. FUD, I imagine, is pronounced so it rhymes with good
August 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Big Supreme Court news
From Supreme Court Of The United States Location: 1 First St NE, Washington, D.C.20543, USA Dear Beneficiary I'm Chief Justice John G Roberts: From Supreme Court Of the  United States, this is to inform you about your fund payment file which was brought to my office by Mr. Jamie Dimon the CEO  of  JP Morgan Chase Bank, for me to confiscate your transaction with them. according to Mr. Jamie Dimon. he said that I should sign a power of attorney to divert your fund to the government treasury account just because you can not afford to pay the required fee. which is $500 before you can receive your fund, in his words, he said that you abandon your fund for some time now without hearing from you, but my spirit did not allow me to cancel your fund because I know the value and the importance of what you are about to lose. so I told him to wait until I heard from you today. and know the reason why you rejected such an amount of (10.5 million) United States Dollars which I know will change your life future initially. dear beneficiary I don't see any reason why you should abandon your compensation fund because of $500
July 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Captain Picard sits at a desk absolutely covered in PADDs, a frustrated look on his face
July 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Bowie had a sit this morning during her walk … all of her sits are at bowiesits.com
A leashed black and white dog sitting on the sidewalk and looking pensive
June 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Here: Print. Spend. Instant crime.
Obverse of the series 2009 $100 Federal Reserve Note. The star in the serial number of this example, LG04727792*, indicates the note is a replacement note. From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_one-hundred-dollar_bill#/media/File:Obverse_of_the_series_2009_$100_Federal_Reserve_Note.jpg
February 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Morning walk
A sunrise, looking east. Against a pale blue sky, wispy clouds reminiscent of brush strokes burn in bright oranges, yellows and pinks above the dark silhouette of mountains in the distance. In the foreground are silhouettes of utility poles, wires, and palm trees.
February 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Mel Brooks in ‘Spaceballs’ huffing a can of Perri-Air
February 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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998,610 to go!
A screenshot of 1Password showing 1390 logins
February 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I see a lot of "we need to act" messaging from congresspeople, but not a lot of "here's what to do now" — I'd like to credit my rep @sarajacobs.house.gov in her latest newsletter with real and actionable steps to take if your org relies on federal grants and how her office can actually help
Here are some of the best grant opportunities available right now: Building Resilient Infrastructure and Communities (BRIC) The Building Resilient Infrastructure and Communities (BRIC) grant program makes federal funds available to states, U.S. territories, federally recognized tribal governments, and local governments for hazard mitigation activities. It does so by recognizing the growing hazards associated with climate change, and the need for natural hazard risk mitigation activities that promote climate adaptation and resilience because of those hazards. The current closing date for applications is April 18, 2025. More information can be found [here](http://engagement.mail8.housecommunications.gov/f/a/3fVNqe5Ez3RQHgH_aQISvA~~/AAS2yhA~/PbwsPOK4WB2UvS-g6m1chGW1Je3x7e4SR4lsmh4fjHKX3f44s6pW-JIKP8AuhpZ1aWYX7HhdTDtU3zymcQPaURIAnoA3Tjt6UpOohmw6iGtnrODJ54JweKORenTdDcYtLtXSFlmYKDIyY_QNOkbfkg~~). Community Wildfire Defense Grants The purpose of the Community Wildfire Defense Grant is to assist at-risk local communities and Indian Tribes with planning and mitigating against the risk created by wildfire. The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law (which I voted to pass into law!) prioritizes at-risk communities in an area identified as having high or very high wildfire hazard potential, are low-income, and/or have been impacted by a severe disaster. Specific information on the program from the U.S. Forest Service can be found [here](http://engagement.mail8.housecommunications.gov/f/a/kdF05Jluz3hvYo1d9Nq0fg~~/AAS2yhA~/jcQBouO3HFCR6-knYUTSk8JGP9zLUKxzgcg71R6NdeafhE0W61hxr__5yYdDFwjNuAcDVD8w56Ypku_YlO0pFKLAmlGKGjYonJyz7xexqrY0HCkNmm3gxlDoUn2rVy7FG6wWzAhsm8PpklQ-Z7zNWA~~). Applications will be accepted until 11:59 p.m., Eastern Standard Time on February 28, 2025. Applicants are strongly encouraged to develop proposals in consultation with state or Forest Service regional cooperative fire contacts listed in the Notices of Funding Opportunity. Promoting Resilient Operations for Transformative, Efficient, and Cost-Saving Transportation (PROTECT) Program The purpose of the PROTECT Program is to provide grants on a competitive basis for projects that seek to strengthen surface transportation to be more resilient to natural hazards, including climate change, sea level rise, heat waves, flooding, extreme weather events, and other natural disasters through support of planning activities, resilience improvements, community resilience and evacuation routes, and at-risk coastal infrastructure. Information on upcoming program webinars is available [here](http://engagement.mail8.housecommunications.gov/f/a/VdrCM3HfN89Uxi9Nnun9vA~~/AAS2yhA~/ZBrRd4TjIuWKPpOH7p6xqB-XT0tsD8ovmL3dAhFs_VTk754CEU4O5BmlCkslIYMTu0jNpu0Y6sI_7U6E1p-LOebpzGURtUqVbW5_kNc7u2sGY62kCFWNflwOsWsVSACupEVIoFPBeB1o1-GgJJmzjTGNihpHFsGoNytt4nyTB7M~). More information on the program can be found [here](http://engagement.mail8.housecommunications.gov/f/a/r2eYS_nuZKRuN4ZxrWKg3A~~/AAS2yhA~/PbwsPOK4WB2UvS-g6m1chGW1Je3x7e4SR4lsmh4fjHKX3f44s6pW-JIKP8AuhpZ1MzjDxuQzP0WMlgBB70LGCuB5AQaFEdTNqmgCMngT3mgJfsQcmHyEcYY33tXqumJIBxDR2--DOTEvA8n8OeP1dA~~). The FY 2024 and 2025 Deadline is February 24, 2025, 11:59 p.m. ET. The FY 2026 Deadline is February 24, 2026, 11:59 p.m. ET. You can find more information on open federal grants [here](http://engagement.mail8.housecommunications.gov/f/a/pMzCpE5utZSovOyN9tJW4w~~/AAS2yhA~/wQGohjUTDwzl1Phe-SVpFfagvwbef7JXvGAJqxhYi_CiAcXzxr25PUhH4bvJkycxGUvDuOE28ZWRAsw7QJpdP37ez9hNd13JZv_Wp9OUzvuwTxdYhPpSfoTw8F7lbpGYEd9qsco3n4KVyxQArWt_BkX0fUC6xJwKMLvcosx_dpDn_2z2PVUVWN1MkynTzQDZqPSVsyJ5VrB0ITPhPYD5ag~~), though please note these grants may have been frozen or be subject to further impacts. This spreadsheet is updated monthly.
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A photo of a 2013 AP Style Guidebook with the excerpted section on Punctuation: Dashes: WITH SPACES: Put a space on both sides of a dash in all uses except the start of a paragraph and sports agate summaries.
February 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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These are from Sunday, but I stress-baked some blueberry muffins
12 blueberry muffins, removed from a muffin tin and placed on a sheet pan. Gift link to the recipe: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/2868-jordan-marshs-blueberry-muffins?unlocked_article_code=1.u04._2b5.kHWPOVzmvwzI&smid=share-url
February 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A waste of 2K with every pageload
A screenshot of the page source, showing a commented-out ASCII-art drawing of the doge meme The ASCII art meme isolated into its own text file An info panel showing the text file with a size of 2K (1,537 bytes, 4K on disk)
January 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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House of Bread Cheese Rolls Makes six rolls Ingredients: - 1 lb. of frozen Bridgeford Ready-Dough (comes in a 3 lb. bag) - 3 tbsp salted butter, melted - 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese - A big pinch of all-purpose flour Directions: 1. Thaw the dough according to the package directions. 2. Preheat oven to 400°F. 3. On a floured work surface, use your hands or a rolling pin to flatten the dough to about a 1/4-inch thickness. 4. Cut the dough into six strips. Brush the top side of each strip with butter. Sprinkle some cheese onto each strip (not too much). 5. Roll up each strip, and dip each roll in the remaining butter. Place them all in a muffin pan. Sprinkle the tops of each roll with the remaining cheese. 6. Bake for 11 to 13 minutes, or until puffed up and golden brown. 7. Remove from the oven and let them cool for about five minutes. 8. Enjoy!
December 31, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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4️⃣ I looked back at 405expresslanes.com, and they have a warning at the top of their site, under two other warnings.
⚠️ New holidays toll schedules ⚠️ The 405 Express Lanes require a FasTrak® transponder. Existing transponders are accepted or purchase a new one here. ⚠️ SMS texting scam regarding unpaid tolls for toll road users. Learn More.
December 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM