“Music…Fighting…Sausages!” Once again making Vermont proud, Chester A. Arthur.
#deathbylightening
#deathbylightening
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Music…Fighting…Sausages!” Once again making Vermont proud, Chester A. Arthur.
#deathbylightening
#deathbylightening
Did old timey matchmakers used to give people a list of safeties and reaches?
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Did old timey matchmakers used to give people a list of safeties and reaches?
I googled “sinners near me” looking for showtimes, but disappointed now that all I got were showtimes
April 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I googled “sinners near me” looking for showtimes, but disappointed now that all I got were showtimes
Another day, another front-page picture of Judge Boasberg staring out the window.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/u...
Trump Administration Probably Violated Court Order on Deportations, Judge Says
The judge, James E. Boasberg, said he was likely to wait until next week to rule on whether the White House was in contempt of court for having ignored his order.
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Another day, another front-page picture of Judge Boasberg staring out the window.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/u...
Helena Eagan is so Jessica Wakefield rn (ep. 6)
March 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Helena Eagan is so Jessica Wakefield rn (ep. 6)
Congratulations to Anora, the first Best Picture winner in which someone says the word “bruh”
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Congratulations to Anora, the first Best Picture winner in which someone says the word “bruh”
Hulu, this is the superbowl for some of us, and you’ve just ruined it
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hulu, this is the superbowl for some of us, and you’ve just ruined it
Parabéns amigos brasileiros!!!!!!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Parabéns amigos brasileiros!!!!!!!!!
Showing my husband a leak in the ceiling is like showing the dogs a squirrel. There’s much yelping and running around, and then he is ON IT!
February 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Showing my husband a leak in the ceiling is like showing the dogs a squirrel. There’s much yelping and running around, and then he is ON IT!
I just woke up to a message about a change in service from the company that picks up my garbage. And it begins: “Dear Trash Family,”
So if you need me, I’ll be in the ER getting treated for a severe burn.
So if you need me, I’ll be in the ER getting treated for a severe burn.
February 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I just woke up to a message about a change in service from the company that picks up my garbage. And it begins: “Dear Trash Family,”
So if you need me, I’ll be in the ER getting treated for a severe burn.
So if you need me, I’ll be in the ER getting treated for a severe burn.
Nickel Boys used avante garde filmmaking techniques for actual narrative and thematic reasons. The Brutalist just used them to seem edgy.
February 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Nickel Boys used avante garde filmmaking techniques for actual narrative and thematic reasons. The Brutalist just used them to seem edgy.
Can’t wait to see “A Complete Unknown” today:
Bob: I’m gonna be the best singer who ever lived
Haters: ha ha ha. You can’t even sing, Bob
Bob: Oh yeah? I’m gonna get the Nobel prize for singing
Haters: Bob, you fool. There ain’t no Nobel Prize for singing
Bob: I’m gonna be the best singer who ever lived
Haters: ha ha ha. You can’t even sing, Bob
Bob: Oh yeah? I’m gonna get the Nobel prize for singing
Haters: Bob, you fool. There ain’t no Nobel Prize for singing
January 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Can’t wait to see “A Complete Unknown” today:
Bob: I’m gonna be the best singer who ever lived
Haters: ha ha ha. You can’t even sing, Bob
Bob: Oh yeah? I’m gonna get the Nobel prize for singing
Haters: Bob, you fool. There ain’t no Nobel Prize for singing
Bob: I’m gonna be the best singer who ever lived
Haters: ha ha ha. You can’t even sing, Bob
Bob: Oh yeah? I’m gonna get the Nobel prize for singing
Haters: Bob, you fool. There ain’t no Nobel Prize for singing
Gulf of America??? I’m just going to assume this is short for “Gulf of North America, Gateway to Central and South America”
January 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gulf of America??? I’m just going to assume this is short for “Gulf of North America, Gateway to Central and South America”
the Cable Guy isn’t a great movie, but there’s this one brief second when Jim Carrey, out of nowhere, suddenly says the word “sorry” in the most unashamedly Canadian way ever. Anyway, if I ever have to apply for asylum up north, I plan to bring up how awesome this was.
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the Cable Guy isn’t a great movie, but there’s this one brief second when Jim Carrey, out of nowhere, suddenly says the word “sorry” in the most unashamedly Canadian way ever. Anyway, if I ever have to apply for asylum up north, I plan to bring up how awesome this was.
So excited for Tom Holland and Zendaya. I feel like this is how the British are supposed to feel about royal weddings. Like if I could buy a commemorative tea towel, I totally would, and everyone in my family would be legitimately jazzed about it
January 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So excited for Tom Holland and Zendaya. I feel like this is how the British are supposed to feel about royal weddings. Like if I could buy a commemorative tea towel, I totally would, and everyone in my family would be legitimately jazzed about it
Love it in Die Hard when Holly asks Hans if a pregnant hostage can go lie down in one of the offices. Hans say no can do, but that he’ll have his guys move a couch out so she can lie down in the main room. And then he says, kind of quiet, “will that work?”
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Love it in Die Hard when Holly asks Hans if a pregnant hostage can go lie down in one of the offices. Hans say no can do, but that he’ll have his guys move a couch out so she can lie down in the main room. And then he says, kind of quiet, “will that work?”
Feeling sad that I’ll never know what Glauber Rocha would say about Emília Perez
December 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Feeling sad that I’ll never know what Glauber Rocha would say about Emília Perez
This is promising, but disappointing Biden didn’t end the federal death penalty.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Biden commutes most federal death sentences before Trump takes office
Prewident Joe Biden changed the sentences of 37 of the 40 inmates on death row to life without parole, saying he was convinced “that we must stop the use of the death penalty at the federal level.”
www.washingtonpost.com
December 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
This is promising, but disappointing Biden didn’t end the federal death penalty.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“Bet they collect things like ashtrays and art.”
Annie’s parents were a certain kind of hipster.
Annie’s parents were a certain kind of hipster.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
“Bet they collect things like ashtrays and art.”
Annie’s parents were a certain kind of hipster.
Annie’s parents were a certain kind of hipster.
Toilet paper must be like cotton candy for dogs.
December 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Toilet paper must be like cotton candy for dogs.
An obviously cursed nightmare for that special someone on your list:
“Antique Singing Birdcage
Very unique piece. 19th C.
Needs restoration.
Gilded birdcage w crank handle for animating the bird to move and sing.
Rare that you find them w actual beaks instead of carved ones.
Write for photos.”
“Antique Singing Birdcage
Very unique piece. 19th C.
Needs restoration.
Gilded birdcage w crank handle for animating the bird to move and sing.
Rare that you find them w actual beaks instead of carved ones.
Write for photos.”
December 18, 2024 at 3:27 PM
An obviously cursed nightmare for that special someone on your list:
“Antique Singing Birdcage
Very unique piece. 19th C.
Needs restoration.
Gilded birdcage w crank handle for animating the bird to move and sing.
Rare that you find them w actual beaks instead of carved ones.
Write for photos.”
“Antique Singing Birdcage
Very unique piece. 19th C.
Needs restoration.
Gilded birdcage w crank handle for animating the bird to move and sing.
Rare that you find them w actual beaks instead of carved ones.
Write for photos.”
Mom: Your brother’s bringing rolls and your sister’s bringing a dessert. Last Christmas you brought Maestro, and everyone enjoyed it. Why not just bring that again?
Me: I hate to repeat myself. This year I’m bringing Callas.
Me: I hate to repeat myself. This year I’m bringing Callas.
December 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Mom: Your brother’s bringing rolls and your sister’s bringing a dessert. Last Christmas you brought Maestro, and everyone enjoyed it. Why not just bring that again?
Me: I hate to repeat myself. This year I’m bringing Callas.
Me: I hate to repeat myself. This year I’m bringing Callas.
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I couldn’t finish it, either - that’s why it ends so abruptly!
Oh my gods I remember reading this in my 11th grade English class. I couldn’t bring myself to finish it, I nearly cried.
December 13, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I couldn’t finish it, either - that’s why it ends so abruptly!
Badass cricket defying the odds
December 6, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Badass cricket defying the odds
Two normal dogs being totally normal
December 5, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Two normal dogs being totally normal