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@bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
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idiot thoughts and true insights from the world's #2 shit poster
word nerd and tidbit-knower; failed academic

(politics/humanities/bad psychoanalysis/assorted nerdom)

i am a monument to all your grins
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don't run a raiding guild in World of Warcraft
Messages sent this year 61572 you were in the Top 0.65% for messages sent on Discord!
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Literally, directly, simply to free up lending capacity and boost profitability

It’s naked corruption and it’s all in the open

There is nothing I can post honestly that won’t result in a ban or a visit from the feds

It’s time to start [redacted] these fucking people in their [redacted]
Researchers have forecast the reforms of US banking regulation she is leading will free up almost $2.6tn in lending capacity and boost profitability at the country's lenders by reducing the amount of loss-absorbing capital they are required to hold.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
the piece opens with paragraphs extolling the accuracy of the author and concludes its introduction with this complaint about missing the point entirely and blaming leftists for being ineffectual

great stuff
And so now, let's tug on that loose thread... I'm sure many of my left-leaning readers will say, "This is obvious, we have been talking about it for YEARS!" Yes, many of you have; but you were using language of emotion ("Pay a living wage!") rather than showing the math. My bad for not paying closer attention; your bad for not showing your work or coming up with workable solutions. Let's rectify it rather than cast blame.
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Venn diagram with “Blew Bill Clinton” in the middle, with Monica Lewinsky, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton overlapping. Donnie and Monica hate Hillary, Monica and Hillary were in love with Bill, and Hillary and Donnie both lost an election. Venn diagrams are much better as visual gags, not gonna lie here folks
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Well Hinge isn’t exactly “worth it”
I geek out on Bible theology .. did you know that the boring part of genealogy in Genesis during Seth's descendants actually prophesies the Messiah?
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Zelenskyy on left and some weird homunculus-ambassador from the US, both with lines drawn on them. Zelenskyy’s line is straight and red, and the ambassador’s line is green and slanted towards Zelenskyy. This is aping that stupid edgelord meme where they draw lines on people to determine who has the power or something silly
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Facebook’s “vibe” is best explained by Mark Zuckerberg’s antipathy for consent. He is not interested in any personal agency but his own. From Facebook’s first days to Meta’s modern mass of sprawling evil, consent has never been a priority. The opposite, in fact!
Meta's new display-less smart glasses are quite good, but the vibes are off.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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“Here’s a cute story about how our medical care is the worst in the developed world, we really need people to sign up for Perplexity”

Fucking clowns
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November 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Y’all dropped this salient comment:
Red @redcyberdragon.net • 4m Stop stifling your journalists, they are the only ones doing real reporting!
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Jorjani is an actual nitwit
Jorjani has expressed the belief that "psychical phenomena as key to developing a postmodern or archaeofuturist science that would deconstruct the distinction between science and spirituality" 147]
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Hasn’t Seth Meyers been the singular reason to watch SNL for years?
Donald J. Trump * @realDonaldTrump + Seth Meyers of NBC may be the least talented person to "perform" live in the history of television. In fact, he may be the WORST to perform, live or otherwise. I watched his show the other night for the first time in years. In it he talked endlessly about electric catapults on aircraft carriers which I complain about as not being as good as much less expensive steam catapults. On and on he went, a truly deranged lunatic. Why does NBC waste its time and money on a guy like this??? - NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!! 23 ReTruths 64 Likes 11/1/25, 1:01 PM
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Lincoln installed soooo much marble, I forgot. We should have Truman Show’d Trump with a fake interior decorating show
Lincoln’s interior design
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
paycheck hit the bank early this morning
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
“believe in that biology” is an intensely incoherent statement
to be too independent. As a man, I want to take care of you, and I believe in that biology. The liberal women I've dated emasculate men with their aggressive energy
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
This shit always cracks me up. Leave it to a Navy Seal to completely ignore reality to talk about physical fitness and hand-to-hand combat.

Folks—buy bear mace. You know why it exists? Because guns don’t work on some bears. But bear mace does!

Be serious about serious things, please.
hear from me by. I enlisted a friend who's a former Navy SEAL to be my unofficial security consultant. (Some of his advice was less than practical. He told me that as a woman, 1 am five to eight times more likely to be physically attacked and should be prepared to use lethal force if necessary, which would require training in hand-to-hand tactics. "Stay as powerful and fit as humanly possible," he added.)
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
all the lead exposure is in Gen X idk how to do an intelligent alt text for a graph so you get this stupid one
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
should we impeach him yet?
A foreign backhoe dismantles part of the White House at the behest of President Donald Trump
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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"This is a market where everything is driven by narratives right now," says Rishi Jaluria, an analyst at RBC Capital Markets who focuses on tech stocks. "The fundamentals are kind of getting overlooked."
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
I love how the chief agitator with ties to George Soros is Scott Bessent
Bessent's personal and professional relationship with Citrone has spanned decades. In a May 14 appearance on the "Goldman Sachs Exchanges" podcast, Citrone revealed how he delivered a financial windfall for Bessent. They were both working for investor George Soros in 2013 when Citrone convinced Bessent and Soros to bet on the U.S. dollar against the Japanese yen.
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
give me a fucking break, Scott
«When you are facing a non-market economy like China, then you have to exercise industrial policy," Bessent told Sara Eisen at CNBC's "Invest in America forum" in Washington, D.C.
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
I’m tall, bald, and completely unrelatable
How common is the adjective unrelatable? Fewer than 0.01 occurrences per million words in modern written English Graph showcasing an optimistic usage curve from 1860 to 2000 Fuck you, Oxford (thanks for the comma tho)
October 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Peter Thiel, history’s dampest antichrist
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
so, uh…crime?
Top Stories THEHILL Trump barrels toward uncharted legal territory with plans for layoffs during shutdown
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
i have
constipated but adorable lizard in warm water
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
bluerockenjoyer.bsky.social
Musk was "obsessed with the amount of engagement his posts [were] receiving," according to the tech publication Platformer. He fired a company engineer who told him that engagement on his tweets was down because people weren't as interested in him.
October 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM