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“I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart.”💖
She/Her
She/Her
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It’s a raccoon party! A lovely commission I just finished
August 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s a raccoon party! A lovely commission I just finished
I’m crashing out I’m crashing out I’m crashing out I’m crashing out
April 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m crashing out I’m crashing out I’m crashing out I’m crashing out
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Shocking opinion from an author, I know but: when a movie is based on a graphic novel or book the name of the person who wrote the book should be f'n huge in the credits and be the first thing seen in the opening titles!!!! Like I know movies are hard work but we wouldn't be here without the book
March 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Shocking opinion from an author, I know but: when a movie is based on a graphic novel or book the name of the person who wrote the book should be f'n huge in the credits and be the first thing seen in the opening titles!!!! Like I know movies are hard work but we wouldn't be here without the book
At least my endometriosis is good for something (I had to get a literal disability accomodations form today to keep my walking pad in my office. 🫠)
January 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
At least my endometriosis is good for something (I had to get a literal disability accomodations form today to keep my walking pad in my office. 🫠)
My husband is reading acotar 😍
January 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My husband is reading acotar 😍
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Pizza rolls are not rolls at all, they are ravioli. Egg rolls are rolls, they are, quite literally, rolled into shape. But pizza rolls? Look at one. That shit ain't rolled. They're dumplings. Ravioli. Pierogi. Pizza Dumplings? Pizza Dumps? No. Pizzaoli? Better. Pizzrogi? WE COULDA HAD PIZZROGI.
December 27, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Pizza rolls are not rolls at all, they are ravioli. Egg rolls are rolls, they are, quite literally, rolled into shape. But pizza rolls? Look at one. That shit ain't rolled. They're dumplings. Ravioli. Pierogi. Pizza Dumplings? Pizza Dumps? No. Pizzaoli? Better. Pizzrogi? WE COULDA HAD PIZZROGI.
I love you Thanksgiving food
December 3, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I love you Thanksgiving food
Need a new hyperfixation so maybe I’ll spend the next four days off teaching myself the what is this feeling choreography
November 27, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Need a new hyperfixation so maybe I’ll spend the next four days off teaching myself the what is this feeling choreography
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optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
cosplayer: oh fuck that’s my paintbrush cup, not my drink cup
pessimist: the cup is half empty
cosplayer: oh fuck that’s my paintbrush cup, not my drink cup
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
cosplayer: oh fuck that’s my paintbrush cup, not my drink cup
pessimist: the cup is half empty
cosplayer: oh fuck that’s my paintbrush cup, not my drink cup
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Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
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another old wicked art redraw
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
another old wicked art redraw
But what did men do to deserve Jonathan Bailey😡
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 PM
But what did men do to deserve Jonathan Bailey😡
I don’t know how I’m ever going to shut the fuck up about the wicked movie
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I don’t know how I’m ever going to shut the fuck up about the wicked movie
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sketching over my old wicked art
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
sketching over my old wicked art
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This what MLK’ s daughter has suggested we do.
Great list.
Great list.
November 17, 2024 at 1:32 PM
This what MLK’ s daughter has suggested we do.
Great list.
Great list.
Nothing makes me happier than a Saturday where I have absofuckinglutely nothing to do
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Nothing makes me happier than a Saturday where I have absofuckinglutely nothing to do
WICKED DAY
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
WICKED DAY
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE WICKED MOVIE I NEEDED THIS JOY💖💚
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 AM
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE WICKED MOVIE I NEEDED THIS JOY💖💚
They made gyoza and mashed potatoes at work today so I feel slightly less evil
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
They made gyoza and mashed potatoes at work today so I feel slightly less evil
Like I cannot express how much TELLING me to do something that I was already planning to do makes me crash out
November 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Like I cannot express how much TELLING me to do something that I was already planning to do makes me crash out
Just got to work already mad lol
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Just got to work already mad lol
Not us fluffing a brand tree for half an hour only to see a section of it doesn’t light properly 😭
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Not us fluffing a brand tree for half an hour only to see a section of it doesn’t light properly 😭
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November 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM