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Marshall Scott
@marshallscott.bsky.social
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I am here to Bluesky
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Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs
Rubbing crushed Tylenol on my gums while easily walking up a broken escalator
Freebasing Tylenol in the office parking lot
I thought he got trapped in an elevator, are you telling me the escalator turned into stairs and he didn’t know what to do 😭
Getting escorted outta the bar cuz I won’t stop showing the bartender my old tweets
If I skeet here
If I just skeet here
Would you skeet with me
And just skeet at the world
Calling my boss to tell him he sucks
No I didn't see the Coldplay jumbotron thing I was busy looking at my wife
How many Jonks would Jonk bonk if Jonk could bonk Jonks