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Marshall Scott

@marshallscott.bsky.social

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 24d

Hi lol

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

I love you

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

it was court ordered

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

Same tbh

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

Hell yeah

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

No, you

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

a young boy in a green and black striped shirt is smiling and says jesus christ .

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

Shabby dabby do

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

Hell yeah

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 26d

How’s it goin

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 27d

Well that escalatored quickly

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 27d

Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 24

Rubbing crushed Tylenol on my gums while easily walking up a broken escalator

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 24

Freebasing Tylenol in the office parking lot

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 24

I thought he got trapped in an elevator, are you telling me the escalator turned into stairs and he didn’t know what to do 😭

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 4

So true

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m gonna do it

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 3

Getting escorted outta the bar cuz I won’t stop showing the bartender my old tweets

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 2

If I skeet here
If I just skeet here
Would you skeet with me
And just skeet at the world

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Sep 1

Calling my boss to tell him he sucks

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Aug 15

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Jul 18

No I didn't see the Coldplay jumbotron thing I was busy looking at my wife

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Jul 9

Seems reasonable tbh

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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Jul 9

Thank you for saying so

Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · Jul 9

How many Jonks would Jonk bonk if Jonk could bonk Jonks

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