"I swear on this yet-uneaten tub of library paste I've never seen my father take a vacation," eric trump said.

"He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
“Alzheimer’s,” Leavitt said.
“Like an Alzheimer’s thing,” Trump said. “Well, I don’t have it.”
He pointed to his head again.
"Nothing up here, folks, nothing at all..." "

I don't think bovino is married....

he asked Smurfette but she bitch slapped him, and Papa Smurf banished him from the village.

aside from his penis, no.....

"Esk knut whud choo cun dew furr yurrr cointree, esk whud yurr cointree cun dew furr yeww..."

he knew something was wrong when they removed all the booster seats from the breakrooms.

not sure if it was for security, or for someone to boost him up to the urinal?

I hear "Hooters" is hiring....

"return to his former job in El Centro, California"???

is that where the Keebler elves make the cookies?

is that where the Lollipop Guild is located?

why hasn't she been impeached?
probably because her cosplay posters are selling like hotcakes among the incel set.....

gee, they were certainly okay with pudding face baby ass rittenhouse being all locked and loaded

"What is your name?"

"What is your quest?"

"What is your favorite color?"

trumps speech was like valet parking a clown car at the insane asylum

"BUT I'M PRETTY!!!!" raged bondi, stamping her jackbooted foot. "I'M WHITE AND BLONDE AND PERKY SO I AM SUPPOSED TO GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!"

to quote the Divine Miss M
"pity the poor soul who has to rinse out that lingerie."

polar bears are already facing extinction, why hurt one?

plus, I think I'd rather he have jam smeared on his ears and staked to an anthill...

rogan just proving the adage that a butt-ugly broken clock can still be right twice a day