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BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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this Halloween, I can't help but wonder...
when stephen miller is on Air Force One, is his coffin in the cabin or in cargo?
the trump "Sound of Music"

🎶"Dough.
For Me.
It's All For Me!
Ray.
A Word That Follows 'Hoo'.
Me.
A King.
A Studly King.
FA.
La La I Don't Need You!"🎵
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(kid holds out envelope, trump riffles through it)
"$10,000 - okay, you get a full size Snickers."
(next envelope)
"$2,000???? - okay, you get a lap dance from melania!"
(kid) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(melania bares fangs, creeps forward....)
or
quite possibly
with the sun going down they just wanted to clear out the children before stephen miller emerged from his crypt?
oddly enough, both words would be appropriate....
wasn't there something about a Hindu wedding?
Strands #607
“Good bones”
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Connections
Puzzle #873
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but they're united in the decision to keep Beetlejuice Bobert far, far away....
xi is standing there trying to pinpoint exactly what the stench is rolling off the tainted twatwaffle.
she probably uses tear gas as a douche
he's living his dream, putting on a coconut bra and doing "Honey Bun" for all the enlisted men....
they'll have the cutest three-headed children....
what, did someone lob some candy corn at patel?
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Words by Louise Simonson
Art by Jon Bogdanove
ah, but just wait until they do "Cats" with pete hogsbreath starring as Rum-Dumb Tugger....
guess their production of "Evita" starring lara trump and stephen miller wasn't quite the hit they were hoping for....
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My friends came to visit. 1st time I've had company in over a month. My friend SURPRISED me, she changed in my bathroom, came out in the Michael Myers Halloween mask, played "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and did the THRILLER dance for several minutes. 1st time I LAUGHED in months. Happy Halloween!🎃💜
not content with all of Martha's Vineyard hating him, dershoputz decides to expand his circle....
trump has to work really hard just to fasten up his pants
xi keeps looking over at trump like he's wondering what the hell that stink is.
I'm surprised trump didn't ask xi when his shirts would be ready.
that crown looks like it was made from pasteboard, pasta and a can of glitter paint.