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BlueMonkeyBoy

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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26m

this Halloween, I can't help but wonder...
when stephen miller is on Air Force One, is his coffin in the cabin or in cargo?

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 31m

the trump "Sound of Music"

🎶"Dough.
For Me.
It's All For Me!
Ray.
A Word That Follows 'Hoo'.
Me.
A King.
A Studly King.
FA.
La La I Don't Need You!"🎵

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 43m

Happy Halloween!

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 48m

(kid holds out envelope, trump riffles through it)
"$10,000 - okay, you get a full size Snickers."
(next envelope)
"$2,000???? - okay, you get a lap dance from melania!"
(kid) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(melania bares fangs, creeps forward....)

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 51m

or
quite possibly
with the sun going down they just wanted to clear out the children before stephen miller emerged from his crypt?

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 52m

oddly enough, both words would be appropriate....

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 54m

wasn't there something about a Hindu wedding?

picture of jd vance and current wife usha at Hindu wedding ceremony, they are both dressded in traditional Hindu marriage garments and have the red dot, known as a "bindi" and representing the 6th chakra, on their foreheads.

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1h

Strands #607
“Good bones”
💀🦴🦴🦴
🦴🦴🦴🦴

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1h

Connections
Puzzle #873
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1h

Wordle 1,595 4/6

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1h

but they're united in the decision to keep Beetlejuice Bobert far, far away....

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1h

picture of Agnes Moorehead as Endora from the television show "Bewitched"

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1h

xi is standing there trying to pinpoint exactly what the stench is rolling off the tainted twatwaffle.

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 2h

she probably uses tear gas as a douche

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 2h

he's living his dream, putting on a coconut bra and doing "Honey Bun" for all the enlisted men....

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 2h

they'll have the cutest three-headed children....

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 2h

what, did someone lob some candy corn at patel?

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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 12h

Words by Louise Simonson
Art by Jon Bogdanove

Panel 1: Superman speaks to a crowd saying “listen up folks. Call me what you want but I will never be a champion of nazism. I will not be anyone’s symbol of hate, racial prejudice and genocide!”

Panel 2: Superman continues saying “I am an American. Like all Americans, I must strive to be a champion of tolerance and diversity- Justice and kindness!”

Panel 3: onlookers smile as he continues saying “that’s what being an American- a human being- means!”

Panel 4: Superman finishes saying “Shame on you otherwise!”

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 2h

ah, but just wait until they do "Cats" with pete hogsbreath starring as Rum-Dumb Tugger....

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 2h

guess their production of "Evita" starring lara trump and stephen miller wasn't quite the hit they were hoping for....

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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 13h

My friends came to visit. 1st time I've had company in over a month. My friend SURPRISED me, she changed in my bathroom, came out in the Michael Myers Halloween mask, played "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and did the THRILLER dance for several minutes. 1st time I LAUGHED in months. Happy Halloween!🎃💜

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BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 12h

not content with all of Martha's Vineyard hating him, dershoputz decides to expand his circle....

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1d

trump has to work really hard just to fasten up his pants

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1d

xi keeps looking over at trump like he's wondering what the hell that stink is.
I'm surprised trump didn't ask xi when his shirts would be ready.

BlueMonkeyBoy @bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social · 1d

that crown looks like it was made from pasteboard, pasta and a can of glitter paint.