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regardless of how, each one of our current crop of ambulant malignant tumors will eventually reach this celebratory milestone

i just wish their race toward it were not so well-paved with corpses and were much, much shorter
photo of an elderly henry fucking kissinger who killed millions and died in luxury and comfort at the ripe old age of 100. superimposed is the date November 29, 2023
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
a medieval pilgrim’s badge comically featuring a vagina, wearing a crown and carrying a bow, mounted on a horse. i really wish i had something to make it even funnier but it’s unnecessary
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
gonna be me later after dining with the family

my brother’s family are amazing cooks (and my brother is superb support staff)
a chubby calico cat sprawled bonelessly in a sunbeam, eyes closed, head tilted up to the light, looking as fat and happily splatted as only a cat can, but i’m aspiring to this level of relaxation
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
oh we got B O N E S
“And don't succumb too much to the spell of these cases. I have seen many other fragments of the cross, in other churches. If all were genuine, our Lord's torment could not have been on a couple of planks nailed together, but on an entire forest.' 'Master!' I said, shocked. 'So it is, Adso. And there are ever richer treasuries. Some time ago, in the cathedral of Cologne, I saw the skull of John the Baptist at the age of twelve.' 'Really?' I exclaimed, amazed. Then, siezed by doubt, I added, 'But the Baptist was executed at a more advanced age!' 'The other skull must be in another treasury,' William said, with a grave face. I never understood when he was jesting.” Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
inevitable title of a blog post by josh barro: Well, That Was Stupid
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
@marthawells.com aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
💕
enameled pin in blue red & black of SecUnit Three with ‘ART sent me’ scrawled on their helmet
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
Keep Looking Up!
a screenshot of the pbs show Star Gazers showing host Jack Horkheimer strolling amidst the solar system's various planets. his tag line was "keep looking up!"
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
single panel from a 9-panel comic by Stephen Collins, displaying the Pea-i AI brand of peas: “they’re peas with AI!”. look, just go find the comic, it perfectly encapsulates the way LLMs and other tech crap mislabeled as ‘ai’ or worse, ‘gen ai’ is being shoved into everything in a vain attempt to so commercialize it that it’ll provide some sort of solution to OpenAI’s brutal overhype and even worse overspending. we’ll all wind up having to eat mushy ai peas when the ai bubble finally explodes in a wet mess
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
that tiger pillow to the left in the above pic has been her preferred nap spot when i’m parked on the sofa for more than a couple minutes, so making a move 6 inches onto my legs was a deliberate thing
a fat and happy as well as eepy calico cat curled atop a large, flat, but cushy tiger pillow awaiting her afternoon sunbeam
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
(trying not to vibrate with happiness) she settled in! SHE’S PURRING!

Houston, we have a lap cat, repeat: we have a lap cat
a chubby calico who, until now, has rejected the idea of laps as she also once rejected the idea of pets and scritches, has settled into a lounging position atop a pair of denim-clad legs that are making an effort to remain relaxed. a hand is petting the cat’s very softly furred shoulder [not visible: contented purrs, sleepy blinks, and a happily astonished human face]
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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and it’s F U N
a very chubby calico posed in an unfortunate manner that implies the existence of human-like breasts while also invoking similarities to Jabba the Hutt encourages you to use this free captioning feature that not only does all the below but also makes your posts more available by including them in word/phrase/name searches
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
without the direct inspiration from some awful god it’s going to take at least a little while for something to emerge as bad as Nuzzi’s prose
“Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.” He continued, “I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I’ll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. ‘Dont spill a drop’. I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.” I can’t say there weren’t any signs. I did find it odd that Olivia was simultaneously reading Robert Greene’s The Art of Seduction and Maureen Callahan’s Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed. But the poem—let’s call it “American Canyon”—and many others, too explicit to print, changed everything. (Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.)
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
not the camera, the FOLDING. the LEGGIES.

i’ve only had one pet able to appear so borked yet so whole
an apparent random collection of legs, paws, and assorted cat parts in orange and white piled haphazardly in a fluffy donut bed. there is no head visible and the entire pile looks as if a creamsicle cat had been wrung out like a dishcloth and simply dropped into the depths of the bed
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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but but *nostalgia*
screenshot of the beginning of that horrendous nyt puff piece about nyc club life for rich white pedos back in the day, rife with nostalgia for unrepentant sexual harassment, assault, and general derangement
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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i’ll have you know these cats are pure-bred Awkwards who are best known for being raised in muddy shrubs
a tangle of oddly sprawled cat limbs protruding from a donut bed suggesting that an orange and white cat may have been wrung out like a wet dishrag and unceremoniously dropped there a gray and white tuxedo cat happily lounged across a seat, asleep, with one back leg hauled straight upward because she got one toenail caught in the seat’s back so she simply decided that that was how she lived now a quite chubby calico in a very unbecoming human-seated posture, legs akimbo, slumped, and looking convincingly depressed about something (probably being told she had a vet appointment that afternoon)
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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screenshot of a tshirt reading “before you date my daughter know this… i’m a dad with a shotgun a shovel and a backyard” and i’ll bet this same guy has one like it but ‘boys will be boys’ will always reign supreme
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
not sure how there came to be Too Many Apple Cider Doughnuts (inconceivable) but making the extras into a french toast casserole worked pretty great
a small round corningware dish filled with delicious looking-and-smelling french toast casserole made with stale apple cider doughnut chunks. i wish i could also share how it smells because that’s the best part (so far, pre-chomping)
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
@meidastouch.com says that like it’s a good thing

got news for you, he’s the same guy that did this, SMILING
gavin ‘governor haircut’ newsom smiling while personally helping to dismantle a homeless encampment and destroying irreplaceable personal items and necessary medications
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
oh hey look, the shirtbots are back! i wish you all a very
cartoon of a not-gently dismantled robot in a pile of pieces
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
mods not understanding that dead mass murderers deserve zero respect
screenshot of @tiny.baby’s post congratulating dick cheyney, a man who murdered millions of Iraqis, on dying and going to hell, which, frankly, is the mildest sort of observation and delivered without bad language, graphic descriptions of what sorts of things he could be hoped to experience, or apparent rancor. that cheyney will not be mourned by more than a few or even spoken of respectfully is beside the point i guess, maybe the mods are afraid he’ll come back to haunt them
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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an orange and white cat leaning in close to inform me that in this matter he is very much in agreement with Bean
November 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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the cats are chiming in as well and it ain’t pretty
a chubby calico cat looking exceedingly peeved
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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screenshot of the internet classic “heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point”
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
“kInDnEsS”
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
blobulouscat.bsky.social
i am begging for someone good at that sort of thing to alter this so he is just 10% smaller
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM