A.B. Smart
@blobrights.bsky.social
I’m Andy
Bluesky’s premier reply guy
I sometimes post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free.
They/them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
📸 abscifi
Bluesky’s premier reply guy
I sometimes post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free.
They/them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
📸 abscifi
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A.B. Smart
@blobrights.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Believe in me, and I’ll believe in you.
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I need someone to banish me to the bottom of the ocean with a spell that can only be broken by a magical narwhal and the scion of a powerful family of sorcerers
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I need someone to banish me to the bottom of the ocean with a spell that can only be broken by a magical narwhal and the scion of a powerful family of sorcerers
We make fools of ourselves when we choose to make foes from those who would choose to be our friends
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
We make fools of ourselves when we choose to make foes from those who would choose to be our friends
Duolingo Owl messaging me at 4:12am like “you up? I see you’re active on instagram. Maybe you should do a lesson. if you know what’s good for you that is”
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Duolingo Owl messaging me at 4:12am like “you up? I see you’re active on instagram. Maybe you should do a lesson. if you know what’s good for you that is”
Sadly the lack of interaction here (I don’t have many irl friends that use bluesky tbh) has meant I basically only come to this site to shitpost, whine about personal problems I can’t air on instagram, and reply to random things I see on the discover tab. I will keep posting but idk how much
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sadly the lack of interaction here (I don’t have many irl friends that use bluesky tbh) has meant I basically only come to this site to shitpost, whine about personal problems I can’t air on instagram, and reply to random things I see on the discover tab. I will keep posting but idk how much
Pretty much everyone only cares about how an event or fact will affect them personally or how it will affect something they want. You learn people’s values from the second part; people who care about others can’t hide it any more easily than those who don’t.
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pretty much everyone only cares about how an event or fact will affect them personally or how it will affect something they want. You learn people’s values from the second part; people who care about others can’t hide it any more easily than those who don’t.
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I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.
I am just now learning that they call them Ballerinos. Why was I not informed sooner
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am just now learning that they call them Ballerinos. Why was I not informed sooner
You’re a romantic? I’ve had hang ups about an ex for 22 years. I’ve been nursing an unspoken crush on a VERY distant friend for 17 years. I’ve been thinking wistfully about a random hookup I had for the last two and a half years.
Tell me about your heartache.
Tell me about your heartache.
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You’re a romantic? I’ve had hang ups about an ex for 22 years. I’ve been nursing an unspoken crush on a VERY distant friend for 17 years. I’ve been thinking wistfully about a random hookup I had for the last two and a half years.
Tell me about your heartache.
Tell me about your heartache.
Just look at me! Someday you too will realize that you’re the triple threat baddie you always wanted. Cool, hot, and deeply unwell are attainable goals
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Just look at me! Someday you too will realize that you’re the triple threat baddie you always wanted. Cool, hot, and deeply unwell are attainable goals
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Saying “I love you” but out of spite
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Saying “I love you” but out of spite
Relevant
Git Commit me to a goddamned institution jfc
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Relevant
Don’t ask the sweet Christian donut lady for queer relationship advice
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Don’t ask the sweet Christian donut lady for queer relationship advice
Crossposting the fiery anguish of being alive with a heart that yearns in a world that grows colder every day
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Crossposting the fiery anguish of being alive with a heart that yearns in a world that grows colder every day
A second TBoy has hit the towers
December 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A second TBoy has hit the towers
If you’ve got tattoos, glasses, neurodivergent traits, and unmanaged emotional baggage keeping you from accepting genuine affection given unconditionally by the people you want most, I’m probably already in love with you
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If you’ve got tattoos, glasses, neurodivergent traits, and unmanaged emotional baggage keeping you from accepting genuine affection given unconditionally by the people you want most, I’m probably already in love with you
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"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
In spite of everything, I still love with a love so powerful that it comes bursting out of my chest and spilling all over the floor, even when I want to reject those feelings and keep myself safe and hard and alone.
I think I can finally see why it’s a superpower.
I think I can finally see why it’s a superpower.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
In spite of everything, I still love with a love so powerful that it comes bursting out of my chest and spilling all over the floor, even when I want to reject those feelings and keep myself safe and hard and alone.
I think I can finally see why it’s a superpower.
I think I can finally see why it’s a superpower.
Yes, I do wear my goddamned heart on my fucking sleeve, thank you very much
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yes, I do wear my goddamned heart on my fucking sleeve, thank you very much
The number isn’t going up because I want it to lol
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The number isn’t going up because I want it to lol
Open letter to my ass cheek from my other ass cheek: PFFFFTTTT
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Open letter to my ass cheek from my other ass cheek: PFFFFTTTT
Lemme come over and make u box macaroni
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Lemme come over and make u box macaroni