Shane Moritz
@blitzmoritz.bsky.social
Focus,
Baltimoritzean since 2016
Baltimoritzean since 2016
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I dislike all push notifications, except when they’re from Tubi.
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I dislike all push notifications, except when they’re from Tubi.
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These may be the worst subtitles I've ever seen
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
These may be the worst subtitles I've ever seen
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Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
Babies’ first chip butty 🍟🧈
@blitzmoritz.bsky.social "The bread was white, chips pale gold, warm from the bag but going cold, like the body of a dog at the edge of the road. I tasted the salt, stared down, alien green as the grass, wondering how something so simple could taste like the end of the world." (Unknown author, 1920)
July 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Babies’ first chip butty 🍟🧈
Fabulous impromptu meet-up!! ♥️♥️
The Cannanes @adrianslatcher.bsky.social and @blitzmoritz.bsky.social plus my little one grumpy past her bedtime. Fine times!
July 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Fabulous impromptu meet-up!! ♥️♥️
Thanks, Bruiser!
Ezra, take the fern.
He’ll discern your fortune from its rhizome,
while I go scrounge us up a pair of juicy ballpark franks.
TS ELIOT VERSUS OSCAR MAYER & THE BARD (for Baltimore legend @troublegnome.bsky.social), two poems by @blitzmoritz.bsky.social
www.bruisermag.com/moritz_twopo...
He’ll discern your fortune from its rhizome,
while I go scrounge us up a pair of juicy ballpark franks.
TS ELIOT VERSUS OSCAR MAYER & THE BARD (for Baltimore legend @troublegnome.bsky.social), two poems by @blitzmoritz.bsky.social
www.bruisermag.com/moritz_twopo...
June 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Thanks, Bruiser!
been there, done that
Romantic Teen Stands Outside Crush’s Window Holding Up Peter Gabriel
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theonion.com/romanti...
May 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
been there, done that
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in a solitary thatched house
dwells a poet nun
white azaleas
Basho
dwells a poet nun
white azaleas
Basho
May 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
in a solitary thatched house
dwells a poet nun
white azaleas
Basho
dwells a poet nun
white azaleas
Basho
Don’t sleep on this
May 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Don’t sleep on this
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her cottage
must be here somewhere
in a garden of flowers
Basho
must be here somewhere
in a garden of flowers
Basho
April 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
her cottage
must be here somewhere
in a garden of flowers
Basho
must be here somewhere
in a garden of flowers
Basho
With Wellesian low-angles no less 😳
But it is the best thing ever and YOU GET IT MORITZ plus this for the workout too. Anyone complains tell them to imagine Martha and the Vandellas doing it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLGE...
Van Halen - Hear About It Later - 6/12/1981 - Oakland Coliseum Stadium (Official)
YouTube video by Van Halen on MV
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April 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
With Wellesian low-angles no less 😳
I only hope he got his melons in in time
In the mid-1980s, Charles Bronson delivered one of the hardest Earth Day PSAs ever seen by mankind.
April 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I only hope he got his melons in in time
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a hangover
is easily forgotten
in the presence of cherry blossoms
Basho
is easily forgotten
in the presence of cherry blossoms
Basho
April 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
a hangover
is easily forgotten
in the presence of cherry blossoms
Basho
is easily forgotten
in the presence of cherry blossoms
Basho
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These national security leaks are really getting out of hand
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
These national security leaks are really getting out of hand
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surrounded
by flowers every day
for nearly three weeks
Basho
by flowers every day
for nearly three weeks
Basho
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
surrounded
by flowers every day
for nearly three weeks
Basho
by flowers every day
for nearly three weeks
Basho
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Opening paragraph of Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence (1928)
h/t Adrian May
h/t Adrian May
March 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Opening paragraph of Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence (1928)
h/t Adrian May
h/t Adrian May
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Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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March 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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This is great, but it needs to be packaged with a couple hundred bottles of Crown Royal or Canadian Club or we’re not gonna make it
Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency
Moosehead Breweries unveils new 'Presidential Pack' of 1,461 beers, enough to make it through every day of Donald Trump's presidential term
nationalpost.com
March 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is great, but it needs to be packaged with a couple hundred bottles of Crown Royal or Canadian Club or we’re not gonna make it
