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Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
https://theonion.com/multiple-countries-boycott-eurovision-over-israels-participation/
Congrats to Al-Qaeda supporters on the new safe, free and democratic Syria
Syrians have taken to the streets to celebrate the first anniversary of the removal of longtime ruler Bashar al-Assad.
With flags and fireworks, Syrians celebrate one year since fall of al-Assad
Syrians have taken to the streets to celebrate the first anniversary of the removal of longtime ruler Bashar al-Assad.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Congrats to Al-Qaeda supporters on the new safe, free and democratic Syria
I do this before every time I have horrendous diarrhea
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I do this before every time I have horrendous diarrhea
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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darie king, e. 4th avenue, hutchinson, kansas, 1979
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
darie king, e. 4th avenue, hutchinson, kansas, 1979
When St. Peter’s Basilica goes on tour
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
When St. Peter’s Basilica goes on tour
You ever use an audiobook to give yourself weird dreams?
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You ever use an audiobook to give yourself weird dreams?
The alt text on these is a hidden treat
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The alt text on these is a hidden treat
If you’re a fan of the genre of historical weirdos, I highly recommend reading about the life of the historian Josephus
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If you’re a fan of the genre of historical weirdos, I highly recommend reading about the life of the historian Josephus
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Tarantino’s just lashing out because he can’t hang with his good friend Harvey Weinstein anymore
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tarantino’s just lashing out because he can’t hang with his good friend Harvey Weinstein anymore
When you interact with a genuinely unpleasant person online, it’s always a good idea to look up what other people are saying about that person. Puts things into perspective.
I looked him up to see what you were talking about and he’s saying that Hamas forced Israel into a genocide, the leaders were simultaneously in CGI Bond Villain lairs under hospitals and also completely safe outside the country and everyone who protested for the first year supports Hamas and Putin.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you interact with a genuinely unpleasant person online, it’s always a good idea to look up what other people are saying about that person. Puts things into perspective.
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Community Alert: A lot of you follow this eugenicist asshole, who again and again I've seen liking the most heinous anti-trans posts while couching his true genocidal beliefs in centrist electoral advice.
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Community Alert: A lot of you follow this eugenicist asshole, who again and again I've seen liking the most heinous anti-trans posts while couching his true genocidal beliefs in centrist electoral advice.
Josephus lets you know that while Herod the Great was dying he had asshole pain and “a putrification of his privy member that produced worms”
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Josephus lets you know that while Herod the Great was dying he had asshole pain and “a putrification of his privy member that produced worms”
Reminding myself to stop arguing on social media that U.S. involvement in Ukraine may not actually be good for regular Ukrainians. It’ll be evident enough soon enough anyway. No point in wasting time arguing over the inevitable.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reminding myself to stop arguing on social media that U.S. involvement in Ukraine may not actually be good for regular Ukrainians. It’ll be evident enough soon enough anyway. No point in wasting time arguing over the inevitable.
There is never a ceasefire with Israel because Israel never ceases firing
Israel is raining bombs on Gaza again, including the Al-Maghazi refugee camp, making a complete ass out of anyone still sincerely claiming there is a “ceasefire”.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There is never a ceasefire with Israel because Israel never ceases firing
Vince Gilligan must have the best team in showbiz. Every aspect of Pluribus is seamless straight out the gate. Just a great show in every dimension.
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Vince Gilligan must have the best team in showbiz. Every aspect of Pluribus is seamless straight out the gate. Just a great show in every dimension.
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Happy Friday to you guys
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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BOYCOTT: the least you can do for Gaza.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
BOYCOTT: the least you can do for Gaza.
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if you let me have a 5 min convo with john fetterman i could get him to do it™
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if you let me have a 5 min convo with john fetterman i could get him to do it™
I heard a rumor that he kept Tisch in exchange for the Hochul endorsement… which if true… buddy nobody even likes Hochul
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I heard a rumor that he kept Tisch in exchange for the Hochul endorsement… which if true… buddy nobody even likes Hochul
Josephus wrote that Herodium was “round like a woman’s breast” but this just looks square to me
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Josephus wrote that Herodium was “round like a woman’s breast” but this just looks square to me
Computer, do “Johnny Carson Hamas”
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Computer, do “Johnny Carson Hamas”
Oh man my seaside resort palace will be forever known as the height of luxury or my name isn’t Herod and this isn’t Masada
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh man my seaside resort palace will be forever known as the height of luxury or my name isn’t Herod and this isn’t Masada