Herbo Lyfe
@blatantly-moe.bsky.social
32 | Progressive | Alternative | Queer
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
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Reposted by Herbo Lyfe
Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
Putting on Game Grumps scratches my itch for wanting to both play and watch things.
Thanks grumps.
Thanks grumps.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Putting on Game Grumps scratches my itch for wanting to both play and watch things.
Thanks grumps.
Thanks grumps.
I got my flooster. I hope to one day remember that it makes my arm and head ache aometimes and is maybe not the best idea to get it on a whim.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I got my flooster. I hope to one day remember that it makes my arm and head ache aometimes and is maybe not the best idea to get it on a whim.
I forgot that not all books make you better at reading. Some are barely edited. Some gaslight you into thinking you are bad at processing written information because the writer put too many commas and made a human centipede of words.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I forgot that not all books make you better at reading. Some are barely edited. Some gaslight you into thinking you are bad at processing written information because the writer put too many commas and made a human centipede of words.
Fuck snow. There are some chestnut seed pods that tried to take me out this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fuck snow. There are some chestnut seed pods that tried to take me out this morning.
Whatever the opposite of a boycott is, do that to Costco.
Costco sues the Trump admin to ensure that it gets its money back if/when SCOTUS declares the tariffs illegal. This is what happens when the court lets the president break the law for a little while.
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Costco demands a refund from Trump
The mega-retailer is suing to get its tariff money back.
aaronrupar.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Whatever the opposite of a boycott is, do that to Costco.
Reposted by Herbo Lyfe
Costco sues the Trump admin to ensure that it gets its money back if/when SCOTUS declares the tariffs illegal. This is what happens when the court lets the president break the law for a little while.
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Costco demands a refund from Trump
The mega-retailer is suing to get its tariff money back.
aaronrupar.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Costco sues the Trump admin to ensure that it gets its money back if/when SCOTUS declares the tariffs illegal. This is what happens when the court lets the president break the law for a little while.
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
I love that there is a new funny number in town.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I love that there is a new funny number in town.
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
Men make me so fucking angry. I can't believe the bullshit they get away with. It makes me soooooo angry.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Men make me so fucking angry. I can't believe the bullshit they get away with. It makes me soooooo angry.
The cringe i feel when the it guy remotes into my computer and messages me a question and then I start typing and editing my response KNOWING HE CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I'M TYPING!
ihateitihateitihateit
ihateitihateitihateit
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The cringe i feel when the it guy remotes into my computer and messages me a question and then I start typing and editing my response KNOWING HE CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I'M TYPING!
ihateitihateitihateit
ihateitihateitihateit
I think the funniest thing about me is that I can cook but I don't do it because it takes me hours no matter what I am making. Will you eat at midnight if im making dinner? Yes. Will the kitchen be practically spotless and very little cleaning will need to be done afterwards? Also yes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I think the funniest thing about me is that I can cook but I don't do it because it takes me hours no matter what I am making. Will you eat at midnight if im making dinner? Yes. Will the kitchen be practically spotless and very little cleaning will need to be done afterwards? Also yes.
I have objection permanence for most things except the ability to invite friends over to my place.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have objection permanence for most things except the ability to invite friends over to my place.
I hope to have the confidence of someone who says they don't do a good job of something by just saying it is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I hope to have the confidence of someone who says they don't do a good job of something by just saying it is bad.
I got peed on by a dog i knew in our neighborhood. I was so shocked it happened that I just turned away to walk back home. I forgot to say by but his owner just grabbed my arm and apologized. What's a little pee between neighbors?
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I got peed on by a dog i knew in our neighborhood. I was so shocked it happened that I just turned away to walk back home. I forgot to say by but his owner just grabbed my arm and apologized. What's a little pee between neighbors?
I want to crush this baby lovingly. Aaaaaaaaaa!
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I want to crush this baby lovingly. Aaaaaaaaaa!
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Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
I hate when a gif has a secret message at the bottom that I didn't see in the preview. It makes me feel old and easy to fool!
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hate when a gif has a secret message at the bottom that I didn't see in the preview. It makes me feel old and easy to fool!
Hoping to have a very chill day before going to work tomorrow.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hoping to have a very chill day before going to work tomorrow.
#Mavfest2025 was a ton of fun. I played some board games. I met some new people. I charmed a townie with my rendition of Honkytonk Badonkadonk. I walked all over Ocean City's boardwalk. The only thing regret is lack of photos i took. Hope to return next year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#Mavfest2025 was a ton of fun. I played some board games. I met some new people. I charmed a townie with my rendition of Honkytonk Badonkadonk. I walked all over Ocean City's boardwalk. The only thing regret is lack of photos i took. Hope to return next year!
Its been too long!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Its been too long!!!