Bland0 Calrissian
@bland0.bsky.social
I work somewhere, have family, and sleep. Also, I write, play games (board, video, and sports), and read.
No stomach cramps or mudbutt, turkey was a resounding success. Spatchcock for the win. #nomudbutt
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No stomach cramps or mudbutt, turkey was a resounding success. Spatchcock for the win. #nomudbutt
I cannot accept the compliments on the bird until it's at least 48 hours post-turkey and nobody has gotten food poisoning. #birdsaregross
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I cannot accept the compliments on the bird until it's at least 48 hours post-turkey and nobody has gotten food poisoning. #birdsaregross
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
Metal Slug 3
Last Blade 2
Sengoku 3
Metal Slug 3
Last Blade 2
Sengoku 3
Pop quiz: You now have a Neo Geo MVS 4 Slot arcade cabinet in your home. Which 4 carts are in it?
It's tough! I'd go...
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
The King of Fighters 98
Samurai Shodown II
Metal Slug X
It's tough! I'd go...
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
The King of Fighters 98
Samurai Shodown II
Metal Slug X
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
Metal Slug 3
Last Blade 2
Sengoku 3
Metal Slug 3
Last Blade 2
Sengoku 3
Sweet Caroline!
Dropped it in a couple of group chats, so why not here (verbatim):
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
July 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sweet Caroline!
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Just a reminder to all my newer followers, I'm a video game collector. If you have any old games you don't want anymore and you are just thinking of donating or throwing them away, hit me up! I'd be glad to give them a home in my collection!
July 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just a reminder to all my newer followers, I'm a video game collector. If you have any old games you don't want anymore and you are just thinking of donating or throwing them away, hit me up! I'd be glad to give them a home in my collection!
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June 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Civility misses the mark so bad. How many D lawmakers need to be targeted/killed in order for anyone to use some stronger language than fucking "Civility"?! People are literally dead. We know why. Lay the blame where it fucking belongs.
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn, calls for civility after an attack that killed one state lawmaker and left another wounded. From @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social and Destinee Adams.
Sen. Klobuchar urges peers to mitigate 'inflamed' rhetoric after Minnesota shootings
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn, calls for civility after an attack that killed one state lawmaker and left another wounded.
n.pr
June 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Civility misses the mark so bad. How many D lawmakers need to be targeted/killed in order for anyone to use some stronger language than fucking "Civility"?! People are literally dead. We know why. Lay the blame where it fucking belongs.
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For all you new around here, not only am I the cyborg polar bear guy but I also have a podcast (who doesn’t!?)
We celebrated our 300th consecutive episode yesterday. It’s a long one but if you’ve got nothing else to do, give it a spin!
#spaghetti
We celebrated our 300th consecutive episode yesterday. It’s a long one but if you’ve got nothing else to do, give it a spin!
#spaghetti
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
For all you new around here, not only am I the cyborg polar bear guy but I also have a podcast (who doesn’t!?)
We celebrated our 300th consecutive episode yesterday. It’s a long one but if you’ve got nothing else to do, give it a spin!
#spaghetti
We celebrated our 300th consecutive episode yesterday. It’s a long one but if you’ve got nothing else to do, give it a spin!
#spaghetti
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Polar Destroyer: Arctic Blood edition 🧐
March 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Polar Destroyer: Arctic Blood edition 🧐
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My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
March 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
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American journalist snaps a photo of a top-secret cartel meeting in Canada, 2025.
March 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
American journalist snaps a photo of a top-secret cartel meeting in Canada, 2025.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
March 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
What a lib cuck. English? We beat them for our independence and now we're conceding that their language is the language of this great nation. Can't believe he didn't make American the official language of A M E R I C A. Soros and Gates got to our guy folks...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...
Trump signs executive order designating English the official language of the U.S.
It rescinds a federal mandate that requires agencies and other recipients of federal funding to provide language assistance to non-English speakers.
www.cbsnews.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What a lib cuck. English? We beat them for our independence and now we're conceding that their language is the language of this great nation. Can't believe he didn't make American the official language of A M E R I C A. Soros and Gates got to our guy folks...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...
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Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Lol John Oliver set up a how-to guide for how to make Meta make less ad $$$ from you. johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau chimed in online after Canada beat the United States in the 4 Nations Face-Off final.
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February 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau chimed in online after Canada beat the United States in the 4 Nations Face-Off final.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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Look at this sexiness! Go to polardestroyer.bigcartel.com if you haven't grabbed issue 1 yet
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Look at this sexiness! Go to polardestroyer.bigcartel.com if you haven't grabbed issue 1 yet
Can we get them some ivermectin?
Gaines County has one of the lowest vaccination rates in the state and has among the highest rates of children with "conscientious exemptions" to vaccination requirements.
Measles outbreak erupts in one of Texas’ least-vaccinated counties
Nine cases are confirmed, 3 are probable. Officials says more are likely to come.
arstechnica.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Can we get them some ivermectin?
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Black Sabbath is bad ass. This is more like friendly ass. It is a banger though
@eve6.bsky.social I've been deep diving in 90s songs and finding great ones I forgot about.. This one is bad ass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF5O...
Eve 6 - Promise
YouTube video by Eve6VEVO
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Black Sabbath is bad ass. This is more like friendly ass. It is a banger though
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Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs
February 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs
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1/ OK, Democratic members of Congress in the US Senate. It’s time for some tough love.
I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”
I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”
February 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
1/ OK, Democratic members of Congress in the US Senate. It’s time for some tough love.
I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”
I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”
I get having to pay back my student loans but do you have to extract so much of my got damned ass in interest? I did the school and got the job that got me off government aid systems. I unburdened the system, can it un-fucking-burden my bank account just a bit?
January 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I get having to pay back my student loans but do you have to extract so much of my got damned ass in interest? I did the school and got the job that got me off government aid systems. I unburdened the system, can it un-fucking-burden my bank account just a bit?
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Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous.
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!
Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!