Blake (Strixtle)
@blakex.com
Formerly @blakex and @strixtle on the bird app.
yeah, totally normal thing to post
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
yeah, totally normal thing to post
The best part is, Bateman can now kill members of Conan's family and no one will believe it was actually him.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The best part is, Bateman can now kill members of Conan's family and no one will believe it was actually him.
Reposted by Blake (Strixtle)
What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy
Stavros is clearly Dennis Franz's child.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Stavros is clearly Dennis Franz's child.
ooh, this sounds great
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ooh, this sounds great
Go to Best Buy to buy kids scooters for Christmas. The app shows them in stock. The employees can't find them. So I order them online as I'm heading out to my car. Arrive back at work 15 minutes later and get a text that they're ready for pickup. So stupid.
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Go to Best Buy to buy kids scooters for Christmas. The app shows them in stock. The employees can't find them. So I order them online as I'm heading out to my car. Arrive back at work 15 minutes later and get a text that they're ready for pickup. So stupid.
quite possibly the stupidest thing i've seen on the internet in a while - a prediction market for betting on views of tiktok videos
www.getspike.app/home
www.getspike.app/home
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
quite possibly the stupidest thing i've seen on the internet in a while - a prediction market for betting on views of tiktok videos
www.getspike.app/home
www.getspike.app/home
Busy day at Dland/DCA.
Rise of the Resistance
Tiana's Bayou x2
Haunted Mansion
Big Thunder
Runaway Railway
Railroad to Tomorrowland
Star Tours
Smuggler's Run
Tower of Terror
Incredicoaster
Grizzly River Run
Tower of Terror
Radiator Springs Racers
Rise of the Resistance
Tiana's Bayou x2
Haunted Mansion
Big Thunder
Runaway Railway
Railroad to Tomorrowland
Star Tours
Smuggler's Run
Tower of Terror
Incredicoaster
Grizzly River Run
Tower of Terror
Radiator Springs Racers
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Busy day at Dland/DCA.
Rise of the Resistance
Tiana's Bayou x2
Haunted Mansion
Big Thunder
Runaway Railway
Railroad to Tomorrowland
Star Tours
Smuggler's Run
Tower of Terror
Incredicoaster
Grizzly River Run
Tower of Terror
Radiator Springs Racers
Rise of the Resistance
Tiana's Bayou x2
Haunted Mansion
Big Thunder
Runaway Railway
Railroad to Tomorrowland
Star Tours
Smuggler's Run
Tower of Terror
Incredicoaster
Grizzly River Run
Tower of Terror
Radiator Springs Racers
Reposted by Blake (Strixtle)
Netscape Navigator
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Netscape Navigator
Walked right on Tiana's
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Walked right on Tiana's
This is actually insane. #Disneyland #LightningLane
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is actually insane. #Disneyland #LightningLane
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Running Man and The Accountant 2 still piss me off.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Running Man and The Accountant 2 still piss me off.
The Silent Partner was #550 this year.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Silent Partner was #550 this year.
gould at 40 having all the aura to pull a 22 year old.
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
gould at 40 having all the aura to pull a 22 year old.
I need someone to photoshop this with Trump as the Hamburglar
From @theathletic.com: “This is truly one of the great honors of my life.”
FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I need someone to photoshop this with Trump as the Hamburglar
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM