The seductive but dearly departed daughter 🍉|🍵-mpa
@blackadlerqueen.bsky.social
They're a ten but have never met an undead panic attack they couldn’t enhance by lobbing in a few more loudly shouted bad ideas. she/they. Bi, 35.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
Pinned
Vogueing Instructor: It's time to freestyle! Show off your skills! Pose! Show us who you are!
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
NO.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
An AI-generated cover of Stromae’s ‘Papaoutai’ is the highest new entry on the Global Spotify chart at #168 with 1.29 million streams.
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
NO.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
The more I accidentally start watching hockey clips the more I feel like I'm going insane. What do you mean the goalie is a little unhinged? Whaddya mean they call the rink boy aquariums? WHADDYA MEAN THE PUCK CAN GO MISSING AND PEOPLE HAVE TO START STRIPPING TO UNLODGE THE PUCK SOMETIMES?!
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
The more I accidentally start watching hockey clips the more I feel like I'm going insane. What do you mean the goalie is a little unhinged? Whaddya mean they call the rink boy aquariums? WHADDYA MEAN THE PUCK CAN GO MISSING AND PEOPLE HAVE TO START STRIPPING TO UNLODGE THE PUCK SOMETIMES?!
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We report: on the way home, we look for high ground to watch the sunset, hoping it is not nightfall when we find it. It feels familiar, walking fast in brisk weather for a moment of colours. We never find the right spot, and we realise our two eyes are not enough to see it well.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
We report: on the way home, we look for high ground to watch the sunset, hoping it is not nightfall when we find it. It feels familiar, walking fast in brisk weather for a moment of colours. We never find the right spot, and we realise our two eyes are not enough to see it well.
Everyday I stray from the path of god into the path of a mid-thirties white man saying random bullshit and munching on crackers.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Everyday I stray from the path of god into the path of a mid-thirties white man saying random bullshit and munching on crackers.
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Deposed Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro made his first court appearance in New York and said he was “kidnapped” by the U.S. government, assailing the Trump administration for capturing him and portraying himself as his country’s rightful leader. https://wapo.st/3L1JgsZ
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Deposed Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro made his first court appearance in New York and said he was “kidnapped” by the U.S. government, assailing the Trump administration for capturing him and portraying himself as his country’s rightful leader. https://wapo.st/3L1JgsZ
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You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?
If anyone can teach me how to fake my death that would be super
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
If anyone can teach me how to fake my death that would be super
"Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on his stomach
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on his stomach
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
Anyway I was very depressed over the holidays and I'm somewhat better now. What's up?
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Anyway I was very depressed over the holidays and I'm somewhat better now. What's up?
Ehhh comme si comme sa.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Ehhh comme si comme sa.
Ahhhhh Florence Pugh, the only Capricorn I love wholeheartedly.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Ahhhhh Florence Pugh, the only Capricorn I love wholeheartedly.
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
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James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
I just called two men gay on my phone this is it guys this is my homophobic era.
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I just called two men gay on my phone this is it guys this is my homophobic era.
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Knives Out: a classic whodunnit centred around the death of a patriarch surrounded by a family of motive-havers
Glass Onion: FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES
Wake Up Dead Man: hey y’all noticed how the right has weaponised christianity in their fascist takeover of America
Glass Onion: FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES
Wake Up Dead Man: hey y’all noticed how the right has weaponised christianity in their fascist takeover of America
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Knives Out: a classic whodunnit centred around the death of a patriarch surrounded by a family of motive-havers
Glass Onion: FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES
Wake Up Dead Man: hey y’all noticed how the right has weaponised christianity in their fascist takeover of America
Glass Onion: FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES
Wake Up Dead Man: hey y’all noticed how the right has weaponised christianity in their fascist takeover of America
All is full of love.
(Mayhaps crispness, everyone.)
(Mayhaps crispness, everyone.)
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
All is full of love.
(Mayhaps crispness, everyone.)
(Mayhaps crispness, everyone.)
Wait whaddya mean Sven the cat died WHAT
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wait whaddya mean Sven the cat died WHAT
Drew is a good kid. They are not just an amazing drag artist but they are an activist and bakes stuff all the time. If you can, please venture and donate during this stream!
Hiya folks!
I'm involved in a Baking Stream on Twitch to raise funds for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund! I've never done a stream like this, but I'm excited to help raise money for a good cause this festive season.
14th December, 1 pm [GMT +8]!
See you there if you can make it!!
I'm involved in a Baking Stream on Twitch to raise funds for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund! I've never done a stream like this, but I'm excited to help raise money for a good cause this festive season.
14th December, 1 pm [GMT +8]!
See you there if you can make it!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Drew is a good kid. They are not just an amazing drag artist but they are an activist and bakes stuff all the time. If you can, please venture and donate during this stream!
Does anyone know if Lil Nas X is doing okay?
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Does anyone know if Lil Nas X is doing okay?
I actually did enjoy this, though admittedly my heart still belongs to Glass Onion, Janelle Monae, and Benoit Blanc's cute little yellow ascot.
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I actually did enjoy this, though admittedly my heart still belongs to Glass Onion, Janelle Monae, and Benoit Blanc's cute little yellow ascot.
One day I will do a dramatic reading of this song mostly because I want to do good by Mother.
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
CupcakKe - UFO (Official Video)
YouTube video by cupcakKe
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One day I will do a dramatic reading of this song mostly because I want to do good by Mother.
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
Remembering you and the things you would tell me is a gentle pressure on my chest like a cat kneading on hollow bones and the cat is, in real time, getting heavier until I now have to remember to breathe.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Remembering you and the things you would tell me is a gentle pressure on my chest like a cat kneading on hollow bones and the cat is, in real time, getting heavier until I now have to remember to breathe.
I'm an authority on a subject, and this proves it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm an authority on a subject, and this proves it.