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There is no extra credit. #AcademicSky #EduSky #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academia #sarcasm @acerbicacademic on other platforms

I hate social media, yet here I am.
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TODAY IS THE DAY!

GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM

WE GOT THIS!!!!!!

December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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As debate about the cost and purpose of higher education intensifies, the humanities are often the first target. Yet evidence shows that far from being outdated or indulgent, humanities degrees cultivate critical skills, resilience and, yes, viable career paths: https://ow.ly/2sER50XAzQx #HigherEd
The case for degrees that teach us how to think
As debate about the cost and purpose of higher education intensifies, the humanities are often the first target. Yet evidence shows that far from being outdated or indulgent, humanities degrees cultivate critical skills, resilience and, yes, viable career paths
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December 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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You know, apropos of nothing in particular, and although I haven't researched it yet, I strongly suspect that a president starting a foreign war to distract from his extensive ties with child sex traffickers is probably a high crime or misdemeanor under the Constitution's impeachment clauses.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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As deepfakes blur truth and political divides widen, the arts and humanities offer essential skills such as reflection and resilience. And, of course, they provide respite and balance. Patty Raun explains: https://ow.ly/AsL250XwYTK #HigherEd #AcademicSky #EduSky
‘The arts and humanities celebrate what makes us human’
As deepfakes blur truth and political divides widen, the arts and humanities offer essential skills such as reflection and resilience. And, of course, they provide respite and balance. Patty Raun explains
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November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Met with student 1 who let AI write their paper.

Student: That’s how I write all my stuff for school.

Me:
two elderly women are standing in a living room talking
Alt: two elderly women are standing in a living room talking: that’s now how this works, that’s not how any of this works
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November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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why would someone spend millions on building a factory in the US under the presumption that US-made products will be protected if the protection comes and goes on a whim?
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Breaking: Texas A&M Board of Regents bars faculty from teaching anything other than eugenics and football.

#Satire
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wordle 1,600 2/6

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November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The people on SNAP need to stop being lazy and apply for jobs that AI is being subsidized by the government to eventually take.

#Satire
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Hi. I wrote an essay about AI slop: How it feels like an invasive species for the internet. How its boosters describe building a future that’s devoid of craft. How frictionlessness can be nihilistic & how this stuff seems to leach part of our shared humanity out of the world. I hope you'll read it.
AI’s Invasive Species
The slop is winning.
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October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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They aren't really targeting professors in Texas, are they?

Me:
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go!

Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.

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October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Caring teachers are the real influencers.
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He speaks the truth
Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead are really just one incredibly long, bad, and boring book.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Elementary school teachers when they hear 6-7
a woman wearing glasses is holding her head and screaming for help
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is holding her head and screaming for help
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October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM