Chuck Cook
@bitspitter.bsky.social
IT guy, photographer, smartass, gourmand, Browncoat. Drinks too much coffee. He/Him/Howdy!
I saw this simple-but-brilliant, “why has this never occurred to me?” solution for filling custard pies on someone’s timeline the other day. Put a baking sheet or jelly roll pan underneath to keep from making a mess in your oven when pouring, moving or baking your pies. 🤠👍
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I saw this simple-but-brilliant, “why has this never occurred to me?” solution for filling custard pies on someone’s timeline the other day. Put a baking sheet or jelly roll pan underneath to keep from making a mess in your oven when pouring, moving or baking your pies. 🤠👍
[Christopher Walken voice]
“I’ve got a FEVER. And the only prescription is… more pumpkin pie!”
“I’ve got a FEVER. And the only prescription is… more pumpkin pie!”
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
[Christopher Walken voice]
“I’ve got a FEVER. And the only prescription is… more pumpkin pie!”
“I’ve got a FEVER. And the only prescription is… more pumpkin pie!”
And now we begin the traditional battle between the roux and the condo smoke detectors.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And now we begin the traditional battle between the roux and the condo smoke detectors.
Day after Thanksgiving. Some of y’all know what’s up. 😉😋
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Day after Thanksgiving. Some of y’all know what’s up. 😉😋
Get you a partner who will make a life-sustaining mini charcuterie board to snack on while you’re pulling the rest of the meal together. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Get you a partner who will make a life-sustaining mini charcuterie board to snack on while you’re pulling the rest of the meal together. 🥰
I got out of the shower this morning and I could smell that Phaedra was up to some kind of deliciousness in the kitchen.
Cheese enchiladas for breakfast — hell yeah! 😋🥰
Cheese enchiladas for breakfast — hell yeah! 😋🥰
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I got out of the shower this morning and I could smell that Phaedra was up to some kind of deliciousness in the kitchen.
Cheese enchiladas for breakfast — hell yeah! 😋🥰
Cheese enchiladas for breakfast — hell yeah! 😋🥰
Might have gone for a walk with some friends…
October 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Might have gone for a walk with some friends…
It’s not just you. My wife bought this and my first thought when she handed it to me was definitely not ‘use this on your keyboard.’ 😂
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s not just you. My wife bought this and my first thought when she handed it to me was definitely not ‘use this on your keyboard.’ 😂
Hey kids — if your local Costco has these, they are the bizness. Enthusiastically endorsed!
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hey kids — if your local Costco has these, they are the bizness. Enthusiastically endorsed!
Do you remember what day it is?
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Do you remember what day it is?
Cancelled Disney+ and Hulu, and sold all my DIS shares at a loss. Won't renew our Magic Keys next year.
Disney's lawyers have plenty of experience fighting and winning against First Amendment violations. Siding with fascism is a choice, and I won't reward it with my money.
Disney's lawyers have plenty of experience fighting and winning against First Amendment violations. Siding with fascism is a choice, and I won't reward it with my money.
September 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cancelled Disney+ and Hulu, and sold all my DIS shares at a loss. Won't renew our Magic Keys next year.
Disney's lawyers have plenty of experience fighting and winning against First Amendment violations. Siding with fascism is a choice, and I won't reward it with my money.
Disney's lawyers have plenty of experience fighting and winning against First Amendment violations. Siding with fascism is a choice, and I won't reward it with my money.
Also, landlords who make great places economically unsustainable can suck it.
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Also, landlords who make great places economically unsustainable can suck it.
If there’s a locally owned joint or small business you love, support them as much as you can. Tell your friends. Send tourists their way.
It’s so hard out there, y’all. And it isn’t gonna get any easier any time soon. Support them before they’re gone.
It’s so hard out there, y’all. And it isn’t gonna get any easier any time soon. Support them before they’re gone.
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If there’s a locally owned joint or small business you love, support them as much as you can. Tell your friends. Send tourists their way.
It’s so hard out there, y’all. And it isn’t gonna get any easier any time soon. Support them before they’re gone.
It’s so hard out there, y’all. And it isn’t gonna get any easier any time soon. Support them before they’re gone.
Pretty sure you mean ‘venomous,’ Arizona. I’m not planning on eating any snakes or bugs on my way through.
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Pretty sure you mean ‘venomous,’ Arizona. I’m not planning on eating any snakes or bugs on my way through.
Stopped in Scott, Louisiana for Cajun road food. IYKYK
August 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Stopped in Scott, Louisiana for Cajun road food. IYKYK
[Waves at Houston]
Love you, my peeps
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
Love you, my peeps
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
August 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
[Waves at Houston]
Love you, my peeps
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
Love you, my peeps
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
Gained 4,100 feet of elevation since 8:00 AM, and then gave it all up again. Seashore to mountains to desert in less than 100 miles.
August 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Gained 4,100 feet of elevation since 8:00 AM, and then gave it all up again. Seashore to mountains to desert in less than 100 miles.
My faithful Deadpool / Jack in the Box antenna ball has now spent two Comic-Cons perched on my walkie-talkie antenna, and has Genuine Battle Damage™. 🫡
July 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My faithful Deadpool / Jack in the Box antenna ball has now spent two Comic-Cons perched on my walkie-talkie antenna, and has Genuine Battle Damage™. 🫡
My favorite part of Comic-Con is running into cool people — Lisa and Brad of @cbccpodcast were walking across the Harbor Drive footbridge as I was walking home. #SDCC2025
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My favorite part of Comic-Con is running into cool people — Lisa and Brad of @cbccpodcast were walking across the Harbor Drive footbridge as I was walking home. #SDCC2025
Had a guy tell me, “Sick shirt, brah!” when I was walking back from the convention center.
So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
July 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Had a guy tell me, “Sick shirt, brah!” when I was walking back from the convention center.
So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
Hey friends new and old — if you’re attending San Diego Comic-Con, I’ll be in Hall E looking very much like my profile picture for most of the con. Say ‘Howdy!’ if you spot me! #SDCC2025
July 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey friends new and old — if you’re attending San Diego Comic-Con, I’ll be in Hall E looking very much like my profile picture for most of the con. Say ‘Howdy!’ if you spot me! #SDCC2025