Chuck Cook
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Chuck Cook
@bitspitter.bsky.social
IT guy, photographer, smartass, gourmand, Browncoat. Drinks too much coffee. He/Him/Howdy!
And now we begin the traditional battle between the roux and the condo smoke detectors.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Day after Thanksgiving. Some of y’all know what’s up. 😉😋
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Giant Hunk of Pumpkin Pie for Breakfast season to all who celebrate!
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Get you a partner who will make a life-sustaining mini charcuterie board to snack on while you’re pulling the rest of the meal together. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Phaedra: "Hey, would you like a bag of dinosaur toys?"

Me: Heh, I was just quoting Firefly online. Can I pretend to be Wash?"

Phaedra: "They ARE those kind of dinosaurs."

Me: [looks] "Those should go to a child"

Phaedra: "That's why I thought of you."
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Things are still terrible, but tonight, I get to go to bed with some hope.

Good night, and good luck.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I got out of the shower this morning and I could smell that Phaedra was up to some kind of deliciousness in the kitchen.

Cheese enchiladas for breakfast — hell yeah! 😋🥰
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A beautiful Bald Eagle circled overhead during our protest in Burnsville Minnesota and the crowd went wild
#NoKings #Minnesota
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@javapeg.bsky.social Hope your birthday is delightful, and is filled with good food, good wine, and good company!
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey kids — if your local Costco has these, they are the bizness. Enthusiastically endorsed!
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yeah, that statement from Disney ain't gonna cut it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air is not enough.
The decision makers at Disney and these giant media corporations need to be more concerned about their customers and shareholders than corrupt regulators.
Keep up the boycott until we see Disney's lawyers fighting back, at the very least.
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Do you remember what day it is?
September 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Cancelled Disney+ and Hulu, and sold all my DIS shares at a loss. Won't renew our Magic Keys next year.

Disney's lawyers have plenty of experience fighting and winning against First Amendment violations. Siding with fascism is a choice, and I won't reward it with my money.
September 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If there’s a locally owned joint or small business you love, support them as much as you can. Tell your friends. Send tourists their way.
It’s so hard out there, y’all. And it isn’t gonna get any easier any time soon. Support them before they’re gone.
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The phrase “ parents have a legitimate concern about integration of races in schools and as a party, we haven’t done a very good job of listening to those concerns.” would shock and offend I would hope. A similar statement about trans kids should also shock and offend.
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My wife has phở bò broth simmering on the stove and the whole kitchen smells AMAZING.
August 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pretty sure you mean ‘venomous,’ Arizona. I’m not planning on eating any snakes or bugs on my way through.
August 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Embassy Suites in El Paso has their house music set to ‘shit GenXers like.’

I could seriously swap in my iTunes library and no one would notice.
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I just saw a grackle flyby with a cigarette in its mouth.
Never change, Houston.
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM