Natalie (biologically)
@bitchcity.bsky.social
too cool for the squares, too square for the cools
she/her, 40, PDX
she/her, 40, PDX
I mean we’re both bitches, I’m just way nerdier lol
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I mean we’re both bitches, I’m just way nerdier lol
Portland, apparently.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Portland, apparently.
The pain is soothed almost as swiftly as it appears, and the feeling of a soft kiss arises on the inside of each wrist as a thought enters your brain almost as if from a memory, and a smoky voice coos “what a good little goblin you are.” You continue to sweat.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The pain is soothed almost as swiftly as it appears, and the feeling of a soft kiss arises on the inside of each wrist as a thought enters your brain almost as if from a memory, and a smoky voice coos “what a good little goblin you are.” You continue to sweat.
As you pull your hands away you notice distinct reddish mark in the shape of hands on your wrists. Take 2 damage.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As you pull your hands away you notice distinct reddish mark in the shape of hands on your wrists. Take 2 damage.
As you place your thieves tools near the entry of the lock, you feel pulled into it, as though two cold hands firmly grasp your wrists and set them to pick the lock. You begin to sweat, but the room is practically a cellar, a cool, damp place. The lock seems to struggle, but eventually opens.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As you place your thieves tools near the entry of the lock, you feel pulled into it, as though two cold hands firmly grasp your wrists and set them to pick the lock. You begin to sweat, but the room is practically a cellar, a cool, damp place. The lock seems to struggle, but eventually opens.
There are no traps, but you find a small chest hidden behind a couple old, dusty bottles. You pocket it for now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
There are no traps, but you find a small chest hidden behind a couple old, dusty bottles. You pocket it for now.
There is a massive lock on the chest, but as you draw closer, you can hear whispers.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There is a massive lock on the chest, but as you draw closer, you can hear whispers.
Your eyes take what seems like forever to adjust to what seems to be an unnaturally dark store room, and you explore it, but it feels far older and too unused for this bar. There is a huge chest in the corner that seems to have a faint hum coming from it. You do not see a figure at all.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Your eyes take what seems like forever to adjust to what seems to be an unnaturally dark store room, and you explore it, but it feels far older and too unused for this bar. There is a huge chest in the corner that seems to have a faint hum coming from it. You do not see a figure at all.
Roll for perception
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Roll for perception
“That sure is one dark room,” you say to yourself, and only see the light cutting into the shadow and just keep it moving.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“That sure is one dark room,” you say to yourself, and only see the light cutting into the shadow and just keep it moving.
You feel a faint knocking in your mind, but brush it off as just having heard something from the loud tavern noises. You walk by the open door, but not too closely. Roll for perception.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You feel a faint knocking in your mind, but brush it off as just having heard something from the loud tavern noises. You walk by the open door, but not too closely. Roll for perception.
Roll a constitution check
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Roll a constitution check
You carry on serving while singing a happy tune, causing patrons to take extra notice of you. A hand raises out of the shadows of what previously appeared to be an unoccupied side room, and points right at you. It turns over and with a long black nail on a black finger tip, beckons you closer. Move?
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You carry on serving while singing a happy tune, causing patrons to take extra notice of you. A hand raises out of the shadows of what previously appeared to be an unoccupied side room, and points right at you. It turns over and with a long black nail on a black finger tip, beckons you closer. Move?
“YE DO NAE LADDIE AND DONT MAKE THE ORC CASTER CONTIGENT WAIT ON THE MEAD,” shouts the gruff voice bent over, ducking a fizzing green potion bottle being thrown across the bar from a shadowy corner.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“YE DO NAE LADDIE AND DONT MAKE THE ORC CASTER CONTIGENT WAIT ON THE MEAD,” shouts the gruff voice bent over, ducking a fizzing green potion bottle being thrown across the bar from a shadowy corner.
The barkeep swats you with a wet towel and tells you you’re working tonight. You have never worked at an inn before, and it’s packed because the wizard convention is in the village.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The barkeep swats you with a wet towel and tells you you’re working tonight. You have never worked at an inn before, and it’s packed because the wizard convention is in the village.
Hahaha okay
Roll for initiative
Roll for initiative
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hahaha okay
Roll for initiative
Roll for initiative
Hell yeah weird lil guy hours are on
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hell yeah weird lil guy hours are on
At-will, if need be!
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At-will, if need be!