Natalie (biologically)
@bitchcity.bsky.social
too cool for the squares, too square for the cools
she/her, 40, PDX
she/her, 40, PDX
Pinned
Bluesky might be a hole, but it’s the people’s hole.
I was just subjected to a conversation about “sucking Christmas straight from the teat” and this feels like a hate crime
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I was just subjected to a conversation about “sucking Christmas straight from the teat” and this feels like a hate crime
Playing Replies D&D with a mutual is a very cute (if not distracting-in-a-good-way) way to get my day started.
(This was immediately followed by having to explain with examples D&D to my boss, who chastised me by going “NERRRRRRD” at me for a full ten seconds.)
(This was immediately followed by having to explain with examples D&D to my boss, who chastised me by going “NERRRRRRD” at me for a full ten seconds.)
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Playing Replies D&D with a mutual is a very cute (if not distracting-in-a-good-way) way to get my day started.
(This was immediately followed by having to explain with examples D&D to my boss, who chastised me by going “NERRRRRRD” at me for a full ten seconds.)
(This was immediately followed by having to explain with examples D&D to my boss, who chastised me by going “NERRRRRRD” at me for a full ten seconds.)
Got asked by a twink to be a big scary security dyke at a queer event in a few weeks should I do it Y/N?
(It’s paid)
(It’s paid)
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Got asked by a twink to be a big scary security dyke at a queer event in a few weeks should I do it Y/N?
(It’s paid)
(It’s paid)
I have a new tattoo appointment scheduled for Sunday and I am freaking out with excitement
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have a new tattoo appointment scheduled for Sunday and I am freaking out with excitement
Still mad that I never got a luck dragon like Falkor for my quests and journeys ☹️
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Still mad that I never got a luck dragon like Falkor for my quests and journeys ☹️
Mean Barista Facts: I make better coffees for the girls, gays, and theys and there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mean Barista Facts: I make better coffees for the girls, gays, and theys and there’s NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Hormonal, as in “could eat a FIAT 500 sized piece of chocolate” and “could wrestle god for top and win” and “sleepiest baby who needs a kiss on the forehead”
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hormonal, as in “could eat a FIAT 500 sized piece of chocolate” and “could wrestle god for top and win” and “sleepiest baby who needs a kiss on the forehead”
Force femme your dads today, dorks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Force femme your dads today, dorks.
There is an uncomfortable amount of macaroni and cheese in my oven right now
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There is an uncomfortable amount of macaroni and cheese in my oven right now
There is gonna be so much macaroni and cheese in my apartment tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
There is gonna be so much macaroni and cheese in my apartment tomorrow
Sometimes I start my day with metal, which is fine until I have to keep fighting the compulsion to headbang while trying to do my hair and makeup.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sometimes I start my day with metal, which is fine until I have to keep fighting the compulsion to headbang while trying to do my hair and makeup.
You ever watch a man pet a dog in a really weird way like
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You ever watch a man pet a dog in a really weird way like
My source? Piscean intuition, babe, keep up.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My source? Piscean intuition, babe, keep up.
Eating an almond croissant in a plastic bag like it’s an equine feed bag so it doesn’t look like i sneezed into the coke pile at a party
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Eating an almond croissant in a plastic bag like it’s an equine feed bag so it doesn’t look like i sneezed into the coke pile at a party
In case you hate having air in your tires, these are like $3
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
In case you hate having air in your tires, these are like $3
What’s up with vampire cum? Do you think it’s just like a lil puff of smoke or is it a teeny tiny lil bat?
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What’s up with vampire cum? Do you think it’s just like a lil puff of smoke or is it a teeny tiny lil bat?
Hooked on Phonics: Where Are They Now?
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hooked on Phonics: Where Are They Now?
Baseline Crush: oh they’re cute I will think about kissing them
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Baseline Crush: oh they’re cute I will think about kissing them
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
Changing my tinder bio weekly just to feel alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Changing my tinder bio weekly just to feel alive
Really putting a new spin on Head of State with the news this week
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Really putting a new spin on Head of State with the news this week
Been watching Supernatural as one of my semi-background shows and I completely forgot that Sam has psychic demon powers
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Been watching Supernatural as one of my semi-background shows and I completely forgot that Sam has psychic demon powers
Reposted by Natalie (biologically)
The pope has spoke to God and God clarified the whole transsexual matter as “basically pretty much cool except for the…the femboy thing”
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The pope has spoke to God and God clarified the whole transsexual matter as “basically pretty much cool except for the…the femboy thing”
The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend
Best flirt I’ve gotten in weeks was the baddie from the other coffee shop on the block who always looks mean telling me I actually make them laugh so anyway I’m gonna crush forever now
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Best flirt I’ve gotten in weeks was the baddie from the other coffee shop on the block who always looks mean telling me I actually make them laugh so anyway I’m gonna crush forever now
getting back on progesterone after like a month means my titties are sore, I’m doing a little dance from sad > manic > back again, I feel like I could eat a car, and I want someone to put a baby in me
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
getting back on progesterone after like a month means my titties are sore, I’m doing a little dance from sad > manic > back again, I feel like I could eat a car, and I want someone to put a baby in me