Bisexual Kaiju
@bisexualkaiju.myatproto.social
Rowan. 30 year old Cuban-American writer. Lover of horror. Articles found on Signal Horizon and Unwinnable. Creator of Dark Intersections, the horror book review blog. (They/Them)
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?
"I opened the door" "I locked it"
"I opened the door" "I locked it"
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?
"I opened the door" "I locked it"
"I opened the door" "I locked it"
Yeah this is definitely accurate. #HazbinHotel
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yeah this is definitely accurate. #HazbinHotel
*skeksis noises* Hmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
*skeksis noises* Hmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
And then I noticed a spoiler kinda of Martha’s demon form. Hmmmmm.
A red deer cannibal serial killer who practiced demonic rituals…?
A red deer cannibal serial killer who practiced demonic rituals…?
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And then I noticed a spoiler kinda of Martha’s demon form. Hmmmmm.
A red deer cannibal serial killer who practiced demonic rituals…?
A red deer cannibal serial killer who practiced demonic rituals…?
And then I noticed the sticks. I thought it was a Blair Witch reference until I remembered…
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And then I noticed the sticks. I thought it was a Blair Witch reference until I remembered…
Hey so, #HazbinHotel and #HelluvaBoss fans, do we wanna talk about how there was way more foreshadowing in "Murder Family" than just VNN? Because, um, when Martha tries to burn the imps, she says this:
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hey so, #HazbinHotel and #HelluvaBoss fans, do we wanna talk about how there was way more foreshadowing in "Murder Family" than just VNN? Because, um, when Martha tries to burn the imps, she says this:
Timestamp is EST. I just want it put out there that I predicted how Alastor was gonna win in the #HazbinHotel season finale last night.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Timestamp is EST. I just want it put out there that I predicted how Alastor was gonna win in the #HazbinHotel season finale last night.
Bugonia (2025)
I didn't like this movie, and it's entirely because of the twist. An enjoyable theater experience, but don't expect a rewatch from me any time soon. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
I didn't like this movie, and it's entirely because of the twist. An enjoyable theater experience, but don't expect a rewatch from me any time soon. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bugonia (2025)
I didn't like this movie, and it's entirely because of the twist. An enjoyable theater experience, but don't expect a rewatch from me any time soon. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
I didn't like this movie, and it's entirely because of the twist. An enjoyable theater experience, but don't expect a rewatch from me any time soon. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
White Zombie (1932)
One of most unique and haunting films I've watched. Both a stunning masterpiece of editing and atmosphere and a prime example of Hollywood's exoticization of voodoo. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
One of most unique and haunting films I've watched. Both a stunning masterpiece of editing and atmosphere and a prime example of Hollywood's exoticization of voodoo. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
White Zombie (1932)
One of most unique and haunting films I've watched. Both a stunning masterpiece of editing and atmosphere and a prime example of Hollywood's exoticization of voodoo. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
One of most unique and haunting films I've watched. Both a stunning masterpiece of editing and atmosphere and a prime example of Hollywood's exoticization of voodoo. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
The Collector (2009)
An underseen and underrated slasher from 2009, prepare for one of the most terrifying experiences you'll ever put yourself through. TW for animal death. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
An underseen and underrated slasher from 2009, prepare for one of the most terrifying experiences you'll ever put yourself through. TW for animal death. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Collector (2009)
An underseen and underrated slasher from 2009, prepare for one of the most terrifying experiences you'll ever put yourself through. TW for animal death. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
An underseen and underrated slasher from 2009, prepare for one of the most terrifying experiences you'll ever put yourself through. TW for animal death. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
A beautifully-shot sci-fi horror film with a good Ray Milland performance and a good premise, sadly brought down by the shoddy character writing. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
A beautifully-shot sci-fi horror film with a good Ray Milland performance and a good premise, sadly brought down by the shoddy character writing. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
A beautifully-shot sci-fi horror film with a good Ray Milland performance and a good premise, sadly brought down by the shoddy character writing. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
A beautifully-shot sci-fi horror film with a good Ray Milland performance and a good premise, sadly brought down by the shoddy character writing. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
A true 90s gem that deserves to be watched at least once in your life! Billy Zane as the Collector must be seen to be believed. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
A true 90s gem that deserves to be watched at least once in your life! Billy Zane as the Collector must be seen to be believed. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
A true 90s gem that deserves to be watched at least once in your life! Billy Zane as the Collector must be seen to be believed. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
A true 90s gem that deserves to be watched at least once in your life! Billy Zane as the Collector must be seen to be believed. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
Good Boy (2025)
An incredible achievement for indie horror featuring the best dog actor I've ever seen. It deserves every rave review it's getting.
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An incredible achievement for indie horror featuring the best dog actor I've ever seen. It deserves every rave review it's getting.
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October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Good Boy (2025)
An incredible achievement for indie horror featuring the best dog actor I've ever seen. It deserves every rave review it's getting.
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An incredible achievement for indie horror featuring the best dog actor I've ever seen. It deserves every rave review it's getting.
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Jonathan Chait follower actually believes bodily autonomy done incorrectly should result in monetary punishment, more at 11.
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Jonathan Chait follower actually believes bodily autonomy done incorrectly should result in monetary punishment, more at 11.
The Seventh Curse (1986)
One of the wildest Hong Kong films I've ever seen. This is a pulpy action-horror film with an impressive selection of monsters and wonderful action set-pieces. High recommend. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
One of the wildest Hong Kong films I've ever seen. This is a pulpy action-horror film with an impressive selection of monsters and wonderful action set-pieces. High recommend. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Seventh Curse (1986)
One of the wildest Hong Kong films I've ever seen. This is a pulpy action-horror film with an impressive selection of monsters and wonderful action set-pieces. High recommend. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
One of the wildest Hong Kong films I've ever seen. This is a pulpy action-horror film with an impressive selection of monsters and wonderful action set-pieces. High recommend. letterboxd.com/bisexualkaij...
Nightbeast (1982)
I didn't like this one as much as The Alien Factor, but I still had a great time. There's nothing quite like a sincerely-made B-movie with rubber monsters.
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I didn't like this one as much as The Alien Factor, but I still had a great time. There's nothing quite like a sincerely-made B-movie with rubber monsters.
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October 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nightbeast (1982)
I didn't like this one as much as The Alien Factor, but I still had a great time. There's nothing quite like a sincerely-made B-movie with rubber monsters.
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I didn't like this one as much as The Alien Factor, but I still had a great time. There's nothing quite like a sincerely-made B-movie with rubber monsters.
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The Boogens (1981)
One of the most Canadian films ever made. It's a slow burn, but it's worth it. This is an amazing pick for a hangout movie, and the monsters are no slouch. Also features one of the greatest dog actors ever.
One of the most Canadian films ever made. It's a slow burn, but it's worth it. This is an amazing pick for a hangout movie, and the monsters are no slouch. Also features one of the greatest dog actors ever.
October 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Boogens (1981)
One of the most Canadian films ever made. It's a slow burn, but it's worth it. This is an amazing pick for a hangout movie, and the monsters are no slouch. Also features one of the greatest dog actors ever.
One of the most Canadian films ever made. It's a slow burn, but it's worth it. This is an amazing pick for a hangout movie, and the monsters are no slouch. Also features one of the greatest dog actors ever.
Just Before Dawn (1981)
A backwoods slasher that predates most films like Wrong Turn and the like. Incredibly scary killers and atmosphere. You will be tense the whole way through!
A backwoods slasher that predates most films like Wrong Turn and the like. Incredibly scary killers and atmosphere. You will be tense the whole way through!
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just Before Dawn (1981)
A backwoods slasher that predates most films like Wrong Turn and the like. Incredibly scary killers and atmosphere. You will be tense the whole way through!
A backwoods slasher that predates most films like Wrong Turn and the like. Incredibly scary killers and atmosphere. You will be tense the whole way through!
Tourist Trap (1979)
One of the most creative slasher films in history. It's creepy as all Hell and carries a surprise supernatural twist in a movie that overall plays it 100% grimy and realistic.
One of the most creative slasher films in history. It's creepy as all Hell and carries a surprise supernatural twist in a movie that overall plays it 100% grimy and realistic.
October 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tourist Trap (1979)
One of the most creative slasher films in history. It's creepy as all Hell and carries a surprise supernatural twist in a movie that overall plays it 100% grimy and realistic.
One of the most creative slasher films in history. It's creepy as all Hell and carries a surprise supernatural twist in a movie that overall plays it 100% grimy and realistic.
Stage Fright (1987)
Speaking of Italian horror, this is one of the greatest slasher films I have ever seen. An owl-headed killer stalks and kills the cast and crew of a stage production. Super gorgeous and bloody!
Speaking of Italian horror, this is one of the greatest slasher films I have ever seen. An owl-headed killer stalks and kills the cast and crew of a stage production. Super gorgeous and bloody!
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Stage Fright (1987)
Speaking of Italian horror, this is one of the greatest slasher films I have ever seen. An owl-headed killer stalks and kills the cast and crew of a stage production. Super gorgeous and bloody!
Speaking of Italian horror, this is one of the greatest slasher films I have ever seen. An owl-headed killer stalks and kills the cast and crew of a stage production. Super gorgeous and bloody!
The Church (1989)
Italian horror at its finest. It's got sex! It's got gore! It's got body horror! It's got religious cosmic horror! Just about everything you want!
Italian horror at its finest. It's got sex! It's got gore! It's got body horror! It's got religious cosmic horror! Just about everything you want!
October 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Church (1989)
Italian horror at its finest. It's got sex! It's got gore! It's got body horror! It's got religious cosmic horror! Just about everything you want!
Italian horror at its finest. It's got sex! It's got gore! It's got body horror! It's got religious cosmic horror! Just about everything you want!
Anguish (1987)
Whatever you do, don't look up anything about this movie. Just go and stream it. Watch it. It's a complete masterpiece.
Whatever you do, don't look up anything about this movie. Just go and stream it. Watch it. It's a complete masterpiece.
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Anguish (1987)
Whatever you do, don't look up anything about this movie. Just go and stream it. Watch it. It's a complete masterpiece.
Whatever you do, don't look up anything about this movie. Just go and stream it. Watch it. It's a complete masterpiece.
The Kindred (1987)
This special effects feature also spotlights one of the craziest plots I've ever seen. And yet, it's a full five stars from me!
This special effects feature also spotlights one of the craziest plots I've ever seen. And yet, it's a full five stars from me!
October 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Kindred (1987)
This special effects feature also spotlights one of the craziest plots I've ever seen. And yet, it's a full five stars from me!
This special effects feature also spotlights one of the craziest plots I've ever seen. And yet, it's a full five stars from me!
Lake Placid (1999)
Featuring some incredible actors in the cast and gorgeous special effects courtesy of Stan Winston, this 1999 B-movie is a great Halloween party pick.
Featuring some incredible actors in the cast and gorgeous special effects courtesy of Stan Winston, this 1999 B-movie is a great Halloween party pick.
October 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Lake Placid (1999)
Featuring some incredible actors in the cast and gorgeous special effects courtesy of Stan Winston, this 1999 B-movie is a great Halloween party pick.
Featuring some incredible actors in the cast and gorgeous special effects courtesy of Stan Winston, this 1999 B-movie is a great Halloween party pick.