Highlights from my crush’s Cleveland spa day:
- cigar case is an OXO storage container next to a bunch tylenol and cheap wine
- big pickle plates
- outdoor lounge just has 3 bandsaws chilling
- platza sign up is a clipboard on a coatrack with pencils in a rusty PBR bucket
- cigar case is an OXO storage container next to a bunch tylenol and cheap wine
- big pickle plates
- outdoor lounge just has 3 bandsaws chilling
- platza sign up is a clipboard on a coatrack with pencils in a rusty PBR bucket
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Highlights from my crush’s Cleveland spa day:
- cigar case is an OXO storage container next to a bunch tylenol and cheap wine
- big pickle plates
- outdoor lounge just has 3 bandsaws chilling
- platza sign up is a clipboard on a coatrack with pencils in a rusty PBR bucket
- cigar case is an OXO storage container next to a bunch tylenol and cheap wine
- big pickle plates
- outdoor lounge just has 3 bandsaws chilling
- platza sign up is a clipboard on a coatrack with pencils in a rusty PBR bucket
“After all that processing with the therapists I was dating I really needed that methamphetamine phase to get back in touch with my id”
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“After all that processing with the therapists I was dating I really needed that methamphetamine phase to get back in touch with my id”
Hell yeah I therapied my therapist friend. Like, his relationship with his now-fiancé is even more caring and understanding? Come to me for whatever you’re being a little bitch about I guess
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Hell yeah I therapied my therapist friend. Like, his relationship with his now-fiancé is even more caring and understanding? Come to me for whatever you’re being a little bitch about I guess
I have been tasked by my ex-friend's sister with buying Korean bras for her massive honkers in exchange for travel recs (she slept with Sky Ferreira's boyfriend while teaching English in Korea and all of tumblr went after her)
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I have been tasked by my ex-friend's sister with buying Korean bras for her massive honkers in exchange for travel recs (she slept with Sky Ferreira's boyfriend while teaching English in Korea and all of tumblr went after her)
Putting on a 3 hour DJ Fart in the Club mix to set the mood for my Christmas beans
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Putting on a 3 hour DJ Fart in the Club mix to set the mood for my Christmas beans
Why did I cum and then develop a deep craving for cinnamon rolls???
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why did I cum and then develop a deep craving for cinnamon rolls???
I start seeing a girl and suddenly 2/4 exes are texting me out of nowhere
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I start seeing a girl and suddenly 2/4 exes are texting me out of nowhere
Aaa going to my new crush’s house to spend the night snogging. Of course there will be a bird walk as foreplay
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Aaa going to my new crush’s house to spend the night snogging. Of course there will be a bird walk as foreplay
Reposted by Zach
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
I love how me and my brother sign off a hang with “good luck with the daddy issues and the mommy issues”
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I love how me and my brother sign off a hang with “good luck with the daddy issues and the mommy issues”
Highly recommend sharing that hello kitty is not a cat (she’s a furry) with the women in your life
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Highly recommend sharing that hello kitty is not a cat (she’s a furry) with the women in your life
Real businesses in my friend’s Portland neighborhood:
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Real businesses in my friend’s Portland neighborhood:
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
My grandmother, lying through her teeth: good job on the lasagna
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My grandmother, lying through her teeth: good job on the lasagna
Literally how Thomas Pynchon names his characters
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Literally how Thomas Pynchon names his characters
It’s nice to log on and see a correct take
I hate that Rosalia song sorry
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s nice to log on and see a correct take
Snortland Railblazers hehe
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Snortland Railblazers hehe
Grandma updates: She admitted to being intimidated by me when I was a smart kid, she hopes she can still be in the octogenarian hiking club when she turns 90 next year, man there’s so much generational trauma around discouraged musical careers, Oregon berries really do hit different
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Grandma updates: She admitted to being intimidated by me when I was a smart kid, she hopes she can still be in the octogenarian hiking club when she turns 90 next year, man there’s so much generational trauma around discouraged musical careers, Oregon berries really do hit different
In retrospect drinking two cups of coffee, taking adderall and draining my serotonin was obviously going to have me “what am I doing with my life” spiraling at 4am
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In retrospect drinking two cups of coffee, taking adderall and draining my serotonin was obviously going to have me “what am I doing with my life” spiraling at 4am
“taxiing” just doesn’t sit right with me as a sequence of letters
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“taxiing” just doesn’t sit right with me as a sequence of letters
Me, flirting: have you read Jo Freeman’s essay The Tyranny of Structurelessness?
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Me, flirting: have you read Jo Freeman’s essay The Tyranny of Structurelessness?
You should never have to feel sorry for party rocking
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You should never have to feel sorry for party rocking
“How are the cats?”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“How are the cats?”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”