Tino Vivaldi
@birdapp-expat.bsky.social
#ForTheA Casual fan. Forager 🍄. Hashtagger. Not responsible if financial advice I t̶w̶e̶e̶t̶ post results in loss. Don't blame me; I voted for Harris. Don't DM me for no reason.
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Tino Vivaldi
@birdapp-expat.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I'm cutting my X out of my life.
Nothin' but Bluesky from now on.
Nothin' but Bluesky from now on.
Prediction: Inmate P01135809 will declare the guardian cap "woke".
No one in the history of the NFL has ever called the violent impacts of a kickoff
“glamorous”. Next he’s going to demand they use a golden ball…
“glamorous”. Next he’s going to demand they use a golden ball…
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Prediction: Inmate P01135809 will declare the guardian cap "woke".
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BREAKING: DHS has blocked Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Superintendent Drew Evans from conducting an independent investigation and into Alex Pretti’s apparent murder.
RIP Alex. America must fight back.
RIP Alex. America must fight back.
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
BREAKING: DHS has blocked Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Superintendent Drew Evans from conducting an independent investigation and into Alex Pretti’s apparent murder.
RIP Alex. America must fight back.
RIP Alex. America must fight back.
Cacciatore If You Can
#PoultryDishesInASongOrMovie
#PoultryDishesInASongOrMovie
a book is open to a page with a list of people
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January 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Cacciatore If You Can
#PoultryDishesInASongOrMovie
#PoultryDishesInASongOrMovie
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This map exposes the Greenland lie.
The US used to have a massive military footprint here.
Today, they operate just ONE base.
If Trump were actually worried about Russian vessels, he would simply open more bases, which Denmark allows
The US used to have a massive military footprint here.
Today, they operate just ONE base.
If Trump were actually worried about Russian vessels, he would simply open more bases, which Denmark allows
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This map exposes the Greenland lie.
The US used to have a massive military footprint here.
Today, they operate just ONE base.
If Trump were actually worried about Russian vessels, he would simply open more bases, which Denmark allows
The US used to have a massive military footprint here.
Today, they operate just ONE base.
If Trump were actually worried about Russian vessels, he would simply open more bases, which Denmark allows
Q: Does the president believe that Jerome Powell should go to jail?
LEAVITT: We'll let the DOJ determine that
LEAVITT: We'll let the DOJ determine that
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sushi Will be Loved
#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie
#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie
a man in a sweater is sitting in a red chair with his arm outstretched .
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January 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Sushi Will be Loved
#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie
#FishRecipesInASongOrMovie
1st Law of Trumphysics: for every administration action, there's a contradictory tweet.
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
1st Law of Trumphysics: for every administration action, there's a contradictory tweet.
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Shout out to Ashli Babbitt. 5 years clean and sober today.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Shout out to Ashli Babbitt. 5 years clean and sober today.
Cake by the OPEC
#OilSongs
#OilSongs
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January 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Cake by the OPEC
#OilSongs
#OilSongs
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January 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
14 for @georgiabulldogs.bsky.social CAN'T MISS. #SugarBowl2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
14 for @georgiabulldogs.bsky.social CAN'T MISS. #SugarBowl2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
Maybe got the score backwards, but predicted the random event.
The Sickos Committee Bowl Projections as rolled with DND Dice with our partners @diceenvy.bsky.social
(use code YESHAHAHAYES for 10% off)
Sweet like @SugarBowlNola
(use code YESHAHAHAYES for 10% off)
Sweet like @SugarBowlNola
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Maybe got the score backwards, but predicted the random event.
Expand the #CollegeFootballPlayoff they said. Games will be more competitive they said.
January 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Expand the #CollegeFootballPlayoff they said. Games will be more competitive they said.
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
*measles appears in ≥ 40 states
*US Sovereign Wealth Fund established
*Josh Hawley nominated to SCOTUS
*GOP adds "repeal 22nd Amendment" to its platform
*Cyber attack disrupts FIFA World Cup
*120th Senate composition: 50R, 48D, 2I
*120th House composition: 225D, 210R
*He survives 😞
*US Sovereign Wealth Fund established
*Josh Hawley nominated to SCOTUS
*GOP adds "repeal 22nd Amendment" to its platform
*Cyber attack disrupts FIFA World Cup
*120th Senate composition: 50R, 48D, 2I
*120th House composition: 225D, 210R
*He survives 😞
My 2026 predictions
1. Donald Trump passes away
2. Dems win midterms
3. MAGA turns on each other.
4. Marjorie Taylor Green tells all.
5. Civil unrest
What’s your predictions?
1. Donald Trump passes away
2. Dems win midterms
3. MAGA turns on each other.
4. Marjorie Taylor Green tells all.
5. Civil unrest
What’s your predictions?
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December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*measles appears in ≥ 40 states
*US Sovereign Wealth Fund established
*Josh Hawley nominated to SCOTUS
*GOP adds "repeal 22nd Amendment" to its platform
*Cyber attack disrupts FIFA World Cup
*120th Senate composition: 50R, 48D, 2I
*120th House composition: 225D, 210R
*He survives 😞
*US Sovereign Wealth Fund established
*Josh Hawley nominated to SCOTUS
*GOP adds "repeal 22nd Amendment" to its platform
*Cyber attack disrupts FIFA World Cup
*120th Senate composition: 50R, 48D, 2I
*120th House composition: 225D, 210R
*He survives 😞
Cinnamon Roll City
#SweetDelicaciesInASongOrMovie
#SweetDelicaciesInASongOrMovie
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December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cinnamon Roll City
#SweetDelicaciesInASongOrMovie
#SweetDelicaciesInASongOrMovie
Get ready for hyperinflation.
TRUMP: NEW FED CHAIR WILL BELIEVE IN LOWER INTEREST RATES BY A LOT
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Get ready for hyperinflation.
#WhenSnowIsFalling, it's time to hibernate.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
#WhenSnowIsFalling, it's time to hibernate.