It's one of the funniest articles ever written, I promise you.

www.vice.com/en/article/i...

Fun fact about United: my dad had a stroke. I went to get coffee and came back to his room to find a person explaining his insurance wouldn’t pay for his bed while he waited for a physical therapy spot to open up. He couldn’t understand her and couldn’t speak. We should be hosting fucking parades

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

imagine dying and your companies stock price rises a significant percent lol

Hundreds of Canadian Jews are currently occupying a parliamentary building in Ottawa to protest the war on Gaza. "Canada needs to stop arming Israel and implement an immediate arms embargo," says organizer Rachel Small.

Heroes holding the government accountable!

Me from a nearby dimly lit bedroom wiping pie crust from my beard:

Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.

it’s time to kill my self

LIBERALISM WIN: transgender representative completely gives into her rights being taken away in an honorable, classy way 🔥

me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more

RCMP says it still has not found any individual cases of systemic racism within the organization, as the whole RCMP was built for that purpose

first day of idf training

This is insanity and just plain wrong. Conflating Zionism and Zionists with Judaism and Jewish people as a whole is just antisemitic in and of itself. Zionism is a political movement. There are more Christian Zionists here in America than there are Jewish Zionists worldwide.

repost this if you hate israel

“block swiftly and block often” what if i don’t want to. what if i like psychic damage upon myself