Bill Roorbach
@billroorbach.bsky.social
I'm a good writer with bad habits. Newest novels are BEEP, about a monkey smuggled to NYC by a plucky tween named Inga.Together they save the world! And LUCKY TURTLE, a NYTBR Editor’s Choice. “A thrilling, blistering tale of young love and old hate.”
The Supremes seem to think it means execute as in hang by the neck until dead!
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Supremes seem to think it means execute as in hang by the neck until dead!
Those are splash cups of a cup lichen. So beautiful
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Those are splash cups of a cup lichen. So beautiful
That’s a sweet blue…
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That’s a sweet blue…
“Human” is going a bit far
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
“Human” is going a bit far
His grammar ain’t great, either…
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
His grammar ain’t great, either…
Thanks, John. Good to hear from you, and welcome to the club, I’m sure you still have my Gmail address!
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thanks, John. Good to hear from you, and welcome to the club, I’m sure you still have my Gmail address!
I had a fellow come to my house, unsettling. This is back in the day. He ended up in tears
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I had a fellow come to my house, unsettling. This is back in the day. He ended up in tears
Wait till Grok is a teenager!
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wait till Grok is a teenager!
Oh, an olive would be perfect! Might not like Maine, tho
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh, an olive would be perfect! Might not like Maine, tho
It’s enormous! But I have tomatoes in raised beds in better sun out back, also a sweet herb garden. I like the idea of honoring the Italianness of it, tho! 🌱🇮🇹
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s enormous! But I have tomatoes in raised beds in better sun out back, also a sweet herb garden. I like the idea of honoring the Italianness of it, tho! 🌱🇮🇹
Now we’re talking! (Though out back I have a herb garden in all-day sun!)
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Now we’re talking! (Though out back I have a herb garden in all-day sun!)
O, roses! What a lovely idea!
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
O, roses! What a lovely idea!
We can go to minus 30 Celsius, but rarely. I’m not too worried about this beautiful thick clay, but keeping it empty…
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We can go to minus 30 Celsius, but rarely. I’m not too worried about this beautiful thick clay, but keeping it empty…
I love a potted cedar! 🌱
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I love a potted cedar! 🌱
My strategy was to take the soil out, though the artisans say it’s freeze proof even with soil. It weighs too much to bag!
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My strategy was to take the soil out, though the artisans say it’s freeze proof even with soil. It weighs too much to bag!