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Bill Hayden
@billhayden65.bsky.social
KGB spy, cosmonaut, inventor of the smell cancelling nosephones, extreme liar.

Call your own Ishmael!
How about them dawgs?
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You're tortured for the whole day by the smell though!
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Definitely not a horse though?
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I quite liked "d/dt = c"
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The end of the Death of Stalin?
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Surely trump's extreme comb over counts as bald.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Russian pattern baldness.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I had to look that up.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
At least you'll keep your hair.
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dead or alive, you'll be feeding the cat.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
She reminds me of Russell from Nanalan'
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
💔
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Goob goob g'joob?
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh is it a feliway? Those are pretty good.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You took so long to bleed out
But you bled out.

(This is a correction to an earlier post)
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Soz; Chomp
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think I like froglet
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
B standing for bogrolls?
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
At LAST! I was starting to wonder if anyone had even heard of pataphysical science.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If you post stuff that doesn't scan, you need to accept the consequences.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Maybe you just didn't enjoy it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Fifty years together? Was she five at the time?
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I wonder if this is a thing my TV has.
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Do you hear it in the voice of Richard Murdoch?
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM