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Bill Eldridge
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Student Chaplain, Theologian, Librarian-in-training, Anarchist.
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if the oil industry doesn't even want to invade south american countries anymore i am more convinced than ever we're approaching total solar victory
January 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Let them ponder that number, and consider all the other ways the time and resources expended on this unwanted, useless, anti-feature could have been used.

Let it haunt their days, and infest their dreams.

Let them carry the knowledge of their failure for the remainder of their lives.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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"I’m sure it’ll ship with a less murderous name..."

No, no, leave it named that.

Have it play a .wav file of HAL singing "Daisy" when you click it.

Optionally, have it send an anonymized message to Mozilla HQ that the button has been pressed. Let their metrics show how many people don't want it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You know, any time my notifications tell me you posted something, and I expand the notification and read something like this, I immediately want to start doing the Heavy Duty Praying. "Oh Laaaaawd, Diane's pissed, it must be gawdawul...yes, I was right, 'tis. Mara-fucking-natha."
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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…Or, you know, just bleed out. Your call. …You could always have gone to the pound and rescued some pup that would have loved you like a god forever, you know? But you were hotter for your own testosterone. Whatever. (2/2)
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🤣🤣🤣
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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If you check other photos, a fish biologist actually shows him how the lampreys latch on first.

RFK is still a total loser freak, but hey, if you’re stuck with the freak, learn what buttons to push.

nezperce.org/uncategorize...
Nez Perce Tribe hosts HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - Nez Perce Tribe
Lenore, Idaho- On July 24, 2025, the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., visited the Nez Perce Tribal fish hatchery to meet with tribal leadership and key Fisheries staff to discuss the importance of preserving traditional foods and the importance of tribal cultural knowledge in addressing the health and well-being
nezperce.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Obviously they can’t get Trump to help, but I actually think it’s very clever politicking to lobby RFK and emphasize that these are traditional foods, because you know what he’s like about those. Dude went away gushing about removing dams and helping the salmon run.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM