the majority of AI ads are nothing but condescension, they're all suffused with the idea that either you're too dumb to handle your own problems without the computer, or that the people in your life are too insignificant for you to think about and should be delegated to the computer

I’ve heard a lot of people, very intelligent people, say Megyn Kelly should go into the wood chipper feet first. I would never say that. Violence is bad. We should be peaceful. But a lot of people are coming to me, tears in their eyes, telling me sir, we should do the wood chipper thing.

definitely. i could just chop it up and throw it into the anaerobic biodigester. would be gone pretty quickly from there

starch works in mysterious ways

a nice roti is a sufficient alternative to rice anyway. looks like a great lunch!

obviously use low-medium heat so you don't turn it into a chip

yes, if you warm it on a dry nonstick pan or griddle and take it off when parts of it are just starting to inflate, you will have a much more flexible tortilla!

do you warm your tortillas before you assemble them?

it really is a high-dexterity task

you're far from the worst i've ever seen at that task. but your rolls still don't meet my standards, as a chimichanga must necessarily be a hermetic vessel

she'll probably just tell me exactly what to do if i ask her

it was a grueling, intensive, shaw brothers-esque montage/ordeal

i only have such strict standards due to the formal burrito training i've received