*gall

And Santa has the fall to tell me he can decide who is naughty or nice? Fucking history of abuse at the North Pole continues

Just got caught up friend cause I haven't been logged in a lot. I'm so sorry.

My hope is that I avoid speaking at all till the end of the game. Just full cloud cookoolander till the end. Someone these guys would die for...

And then the reveal in the epilogue.....

But alas. No frog boi for me.

But the point is that the party is the best cover that he could possibly have and he genuinely likes them. So he's going to make sure they succeed.

It also allows him to see weaknesses in defenses, build relationships and have access to areas he wouldn't otherwise, and have influence and power.

"What do you mean. I've always spoken flawless common. Pshhhh. That... That's really weird you guys. Just cause I'm a frog you think just speak in croaks and ribbits? What's wrong with you all?

The goal is to only speak in croaks and ribbits (I do a mean American bullfrog) unless I absolutely have to break cover and poising the party using my venom so they all speak Grung

And then immediately gaslight the fuck out of them About it.

I just wanted to quote the movie

Wouldn't you like.... To be... A pepper... Too?

What is in reference to?

Aaaaaah shit

THORW, THUNDER GOD OF CROWS: 🥺

How about no more businessmen in science related positions. Or any government position

Yup

My poor guys are just running around like it's the end of the world. I think they both lost a few pounds.

Even if no one visits the actual tomb part itself, he's constantly surrounded by people in a gaudy as fuck arch that puts him at the center of attention.

There couldn't be anything more trump if he tried.

Significantly.

Additionally, it's in the traffic circle IN FRONT of Arlington. On your way INTO D.C. towards the Lincoln memorial. So if he's buried there that is thousands of people forced to see him daily.